127.7 #2613 (DL Qual #1149)
February 12, 2012 2:11 PM
Complete the sentence: The awkward moment when your in Disneyland and.........
You fart discreetly in line only to have your 5 year old call you out! - Wizard
81.6 #3263 2:51PM
Nice😂💩💨 - Mouse4life 1085.8 #78 3:07PM
LOL😂 - MrYoda 27.3 #4509 3:15PM
Do you blame your 5 year old? Their height is in the danger zone! lol o_O - Alicewhoareyou 536.3 #210 3:18PM
That's why I stand behind my kids and not in front of them - Villescas8(V8) 589.1 #186 3:18PM
😂😂😂 - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 3:20PM
I HATE sbd's - Plumiegirl 3380.0 #10 3:24PM
Almost choked on my slurpee reading this one lol 😂 - cdeley 393.2 #343 3:25PM
EVERYTIME! - MagicalCaprice 480.6 #249 3:25PM
that's awesome!
- PinkElephants 636.8 #170 3:35PM
LOL indeed :-) - uscdisneyteacher 3130.5 #13 4:24PM
Dutch Oven in Nemo!! XD - HandMeAChurroImmaFaint 1803.1 #42 4:42PM
Ewww Churro! - donnievegas 1127.5 #73 4:47PM
didn't say it was ME!!!! I'm ascared to go on nemo for that reason or... in the summer. when it's hot. and people don't believe in deoderant. ew. - HandMeAChurroImmaFaint 1803.1 #42 4:49PM
Oh yeah! Silent but violent! 😷💨 - calidream1 386.5 #348 6:06PM
OMG.... I laughed out loud when I read this :) - sassyjnet 21.3 #4954 8:12PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA. I was laughing at this and my parents stared at me like I was crazy hahaahaha - Jaytasmic 373.3 #368 10:38PM
Nope, can't top this one. - SorcererBHhaha 408.5 #319 10:42PM
That's comedy right there hahaha - Mouse_Knight88 8.0 #7591 1:11PM
Mmmmm, best to do it in the haunted mansion streching room - NeverlandClub 314.5 #545 1:17PM
...you're on Jungle Cruise and everyone is taking the ride so seriously, and you're the only one laughing... then they look at you like you're being disrespectful. - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 2:55PM
Oh first-timers!!! - SteamboatMinnie 309.9 #564 5:25PM
...when the CM says "have a great flight/trip/ride"... and you say, "thanks, you too......." - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 2:48PM
Haha! I've done that so many times! - kss4tink 216.8 #1399 2:53PM
I do that way too much! - BlackCanary86 40.9 #3976 3:28PM
My husband did that at the Safari Park yesterday. I was like "Hun, I'm pretty sure the ticket lady isn't going on the Africa Tram Safari" - LaneSparrow316 846.9 #108 3:33PM
Ha ha that's me! - Princess Daisy 156.7 #2203 7:22PM
I did that so many times when people were wishing me a happy birthday 😂 - AvidDisneyThrifter220 851.5 #107 12:23PM
Squeeze your spouses butt only to realize it wasn't your spouse. - lostboy20
25.3 #4656 2:13PM
It was latruce. He liked it. No harm no fowl. - Mouse4life 1085.8 #78 2:23PM
I feel better about that now - lostboy20 25.3 #4656 3:04PM
I thought that only happened to TheBudd?? - Melliott 299.4 #615 10:35PM
lol, thanks Mel :P - TheBudd 357.3 #398 10:39PM
that happened to me before! so awkward. - akeleh 293.5 #653 10:44PM
when a stranger squeezes your butt, but you're too shy to admit that you liked it anyway. - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 2:15PM
omg hahaha - Jillian 765.4 #129 2:18PM
sorry about that - djbreakdown 567.0 #195 2:20PM
Omg😂😂😂 - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 2:43PM
When a turkey leg looks better then half the women in the park - buzzrunner
15.9 #5549 2:25PM
When people see the "do not pull on rope" sign in Indiana Jones and they think it's real and they get mad when I put on it... - WittyDisneyName
114.3 #2831 7:46PM
And you ask a CM when 3 o'clock parade starts - Jo_ohanna
383.7 #352 2:15PM
the toddler in line near you keeps trying to hold your hand like your thier mom😁 - supertracy
435.6 #286 2:18PM
Or you accidentally grab somebodies Hand thinking they are your sibling or family - sierraspen 12.3 #6181 2:25PM
Lol. Whoops! - supertracy 435.6 #286 2:35PM
You realize that what you're feeling is a small child's sticky fingers that have crept up your leg and up the bottom your shorts...and it's not your child. so you scream and the child screams and now you're both sticky and screaming. - vauxy
35.2 #4170 2:53PM
😂😂😂 - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 3:38PM
You are walking near the hub at night and think there is a curb to step off of...but there isn't. And you end up doing one of those catch-yourself jumps so you don't fall. Happens to me every time! - Gia
785.7 #121 2:43PM
OMG me too I hate it. - maxinerenton 415.1 #311 2:55PM
...you start looking for a character for a long time.. until you realize it's not a Disney character, it's a Warner Bros character... - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 2:45PM
oopsie! - PinkElephants 636.8 #170 2:47PM
You are in line and the lady in front of you raises her arms showing arm pits with more hair than most men and proceeds to cool them off with a misting fan... - snowiegirl
6.0 #9150 2:49PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit... - PinkElephants 636.8 #170 2:52PM
Gross and awkward at the same time! Ewww! - kss4tink 216.8 #1399 2:54PM
It was awful and there was nothing I could do other than stand there horrified... - snowiegirl 6.0 #9150 2:56PM
lol that's funny and gross at the same time - cdeley 393.2 #343 3:27PM
And that is why I carry the little calgon perfume spray......I use it all the time at DL - Plumiegirl 3380.0 #10 3:33PM
But your at Paris Diisney and that's the norm! - SUUZinOC 715.4 #140 3:41PM
@plumiegirl.. I do that too!! U never know when you need to spray!! I used it a few times of my last trip!! - UrsulasTwin 297.1 #626 3:47PM
Sounds like a SNL skit! Ewww - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 4:27PM
When a cm comes up behind you in line for tower of terror and you scream your head off even bef - toweroftaylor
6.8 #8380 2:54PM
Yelling SueBayou! out towards dining guests while you are floating by on pirates...only to realize its not Sue. - Alicewhoareyou
536.3 #210 2:57PM
I was in my apartment. Lol😂😂 - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 3:02PM
You're trying to take a picture of your kids, who are standing next to Minnie's Well, but realize you're too close, so you back away and fall over Minnie's fence. - chuckyface11
29.5 #4399 6:05PM
You flip put of your spaceship on Space mountain ghost Galaxy and the ghost grabs you and you enter a weird alternate universe where churros eat people and dunk them in dole whips. - theRealDisneygirlforevr
175.3 #1926 2:15PM
You get caught eating a dole whip without a spoon. - Mouse4life
1085.8 #78 2:23PM
Huh? I do it all the time😉 - ninodj 198.2 #1657 4:35PM
You're standing on Paradise Pier eating a chocolate ice cream cone, when you look down and realize it has dripped all down the front of your shirt and white capri pants. - Alicewhoareyou
536.3 #210 2:50PM
..when you're walking by a long line at Space Mountain, and you get cocky that you thought ahead and have FastPasses.. then you yell outloud "wow! I'm glad we got fastppasses!!!"... then the CM at the front tells you that the line you just passed WAS the FastPass line... Everyone looks at you when you walk by them again - this time, to go to the back of the line... (not me, but saw someone do that.) - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 2:52PM
Waking up to be told what you said when you drank 2 Black Pearls!!!! Omg!!! Official appoligy. 😱😱😱😲😲😲😂😂😂 - SueBayou
2012.0 #34 2:55PM
Umm just two...lol - HanLostLeia 1092.6 #76 3:03PM
What?! I missed it! Or forgot...! (one BP, one Cherry Twist, antibiotics - Gia 785.7 #121 3:06PM
I hope you saw it the first time because " I will not be doing it again"! Lol - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 3:25PM
Stop, you didn't say or do anything inappropriate. You were you just a little louder! - SUUZinOC 715.4 #140 3:38PM
Vinyl told me I was cussing like a sailor. In front of kids!😳😳😱😱😢 - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 3:40PM
You start screaming on winnie the pooh, because you just found the three characters from the country bear jamboree and it's kinda creepy where they hid them. True story. - BlackCanary86
40.9 #3976 3:31PM
i agree. They kinda creep me out too! - theRealDisneygirlforevr 175.3 #1926 3:34PM
I completely agree. I cant look back now. Creeps me out every time. My husband laughs me and always reminds me that theyre there. So happy others think its creepy. - PirateEngagement 132.6 #2555 12:46PM
When you watch a teenage boy trying to impress his friends and/or girlfriend by jumping the line ropes and bites it big....trying to have a look of concern that he's ok but want to laugh at the same time. - cdeley
393.2 #343 3:31PM
LOL, I have witnessed that as well. Although I am busy thinking how stupid that was, and he deserved it. - Lelundrial 341.7 #429 3:36PM
When they tested "believe" the first air launched fireworks show and you heard walt's voice in the beginning and people look at you and you are the one crying just hearing him say what he says? Sad thing was I was doing guest control that day for the castle. It was just a powerful thing to me. - mexman
11.3 #6405 4:23PM
The first time I saw believe I started bawling at that same part. My mom and sister laughed and took a picture. I couldn't help myself. :) - mickeyboo 65.3 #3493 6:35PM
I cried the first four times.... - ilovepeterpan 127.7 #2613 7:09PM
Yes i always cry and so does my love - Princess Daisy 156.7 #2203 7:24PM
After hours of walking around, you realize your fly is down. - Slotherini
895.3 #99 7:29PM
when you try to quietly crop dust a group of slow walkers and put a little to much force into it allowing half of Adventureland to hear it. - TheBudd
357.3 #398 10:41PM
when youre walking around the park and see a cute CM and your eyes sort of follow him and your bf is standing there looking at you going "uuuhhh...." so awkward. - akeleh
293.5 #653 10:57PM
I totally relate. Except for the BF part. - MagicalCaprice 480.6 #249 11:01PM
hahahaha - akeleh 293.5 #653 11:01PM
Youre going to hug Jafar, and you're so excited that you trip and grab a handful of tushy to brace yourself, and wind up on you're knees in front of him. Then can't tell what he's thinking because he's wearing a giant mask. VERY awkward. - LittleAprilShowers
471.8 #257 11:03PM
oh my. - akeleh 293.5 #653 11:04PM
When you see a certain Mousewaiter (of the crazy type) and pray that you don't make eye contact LOL - Nyghtngale
547.9 #205 11:07PM
Run into Ricko? - MagicalCaprice 480.6 #249 11:09PM
When you run up behind to who think is your husband in the Emporium to give him a squeeze and find out, nope not your husband. The strange man was very nice after the awkward squeeze. True story. - PirateEngagement
132.6 #2555 12:52PM
I spent way to many hours at the cove bar then made the mistake of going in the swinging cars. I tried to walk it off and made it as far as Rain Forest before puking in the bushes In front of about 25 Asian tourists....... Ya GO AMERICA - dug_one
1436.7 #55 3:26PM
Your sons diaper is on wrong and pees all over the Mark Twain wheel house!! 😳😣 - Jackie211
472.2 #256 2:29PM
Opps!! - ohhhtoodles 365.2 #382 4:50PM
You hear someone say "is that a turkey leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" - AvidDisneyThrifter220
851.5 #107 2:33PM
Oh dear, where's hmacif on this one. - Alicewhoareyou 536.3 #210 2:41PM
Lol - donnievegas 1127.5 #73 2:45PM
Lol Alice! - theRealDisneygirlforevr 175.3 #1926 3:40PM
You walk along Main Street and smell something horrible, then you realize that someone is changing their baby's diaper right there. - robin_sparkles
293.8 #647 2:44PM
When someone takes a pic, and as it clicks you realize your hubby's hand is on your butt. Lol😂😂😂 - SueBayou
2012.0 #34 2:45PM
😂😂😂 what about when your pic gets reported cause your flipping people off. 😜😜 - Sandcar13 1329.8 #60 2:50PM
Omg!! I swear I didn't!!😂😂😂 - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 2:54PM
Or you're laughing so hard at the Disney jr. show that kids are watching You! Lol - SueBayou 2012.0 #34 3:23PM
Everyone gives you a weird stare for being the only one screaming at the end of the HM elevator part. - SorcererD91
480.6 #248 4:03PM
That's not a weird stare- that's a "seriously how old are you, I am so annoyed stare" lol - SteamboatMinnie 309.9 #564 5:28PM
It's also the "I just bribed my scaredy cat kids to go on this ride and now they're never going on it again" stare. - supertracy 435.6 #286 11:16PM
Your hubby says "what's that on your shirt?" and then sticks his finger in it, only to find out it's bird poop. - Fanatic4Disney
258.0 #930 4:20PM
Wow did I kill this post? Sorry!?!?!?!? - mexman
11.3 #6405 4:43PM
You spot Marshamouse and her son and you yell out 'Marsha, are you Marsha?' only to find out it is not Marsha and her son. Then you keep running into this person in the park, so you just keep saying, 'Hello again, not-Marsha'. - PrincessKristin
776.6 #124 7:30PM
That is what happened to me! I asked people if they where on mouse wait because they looked familiar and ahhh they said no, whats mouse wait with a look of "this girl be crazy" we kept running into them for the rest of the day! - Princess Daisy 156.7 #2203 7:37PM
when a tourist who does not speak a lick of english is asking you where the bathroom is. - jonagurcia
264.6 #877 8:13PM
Rite lol and their wearing matching bright colored shirts carrying a flag. - Belle88 23.5 #4787 10:42PM
Your wife catches u checking out snow white..... - Jfigg23
254.7 #968 10:41PM
Not as much as when the Hubs catches you starring at Tarzan's cloth... - UncoolBunny 70.9 #3401 10:44PM
When you think you look so hot, and catch yourself in a mirror and see that you're really not that hot. - MagicalCaprice
480.6 #249 10:46PM
When you are the only one pulling the rope where it says "do NOT pull the rope" at Indiana Jones and having a blast and everyone is staring at you weirdly trying to figure out exactly how old you really are. - Ain1derland
325.5 #500 10:47PM
...the guy at the urinal next to you says, "did you eat asparagus?" ... Just happened right now... - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 10:51PM
GROSS omg xD - Jillian 765.4 #129 10:52PM
😣 - Bambi. 595.2 #185 10:52PM
Ew - Spoonful_O_Sugar 436.3 #285 10:52PM
I hate it when dudes try to make convo while I'm tryin' to pee! #turtleeffect - TheBudd 357.3 #398 11:07PM
Lol my brother darted in line for Indiana jones(just up the stairs) and my poor mom got blamed for it....this little girl behind us was like "what's that smell daddy?" And her dad said "I think its that lady!" Pointing to my mom!! We were laughing so hard!! - beccabelle2002
6.9 #8312 10:54PM
..you got your head down looking at your phone checking out MouseWait while going up the stairs on BTMRR, and the line stops, so the girl in front of you stops on the steps... but you got your head down looking at your phone.. and you don't stop... - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 12:10PM
...when a kid sees Handy Manny, and calls him something, and his mother gets very angry at him saying, "NO!!! DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE! Do NOT call him what your daddy calls him!!!!"... then they have to leave the line (that forms to take pictures with him)... that was awkward for me to just be in line with them... - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 12:14PM
When you're at a MW meetup on TOT and there's 4 non MWers on the elevator who have NO idea what's going on and standing awkwardly in the middle of all us talking back and forth planning what to do in the picture😂 this one is for LaTruce hahah - AvidDisneyThrifter220
851.5 #107 12:19PM
Lol so true classic - HanLostLeia 1092.6 #76 12:23PM
HAha.. we were lined up PREFECTLY! .. then out of nowhere.. 4 non-MWers come in AWKWARDLY in the dang MIDDLE of all of us... then in the picture.. we all do the MW sign.. and they just stare at their hands like "signs: how do they work!?!"... It must have been awkward with them standing in between our intense "what do we do for the picture" conversation (of course that conversation STARTS when we're waiting 2 minutes for the elevator and NOT at anytime during out 55 minute wait in line... - LaTruce 1675.1 #45 12:27PM
True story😂😂😂 - AvidDisneyThrifter220 851.5 #107 12:35PM
When you go into the lounge and see a picture of yourself posted by another mousewaiter saying that they spotted you but were too neverous to say hi - Dave
8674.4 #2 12:29PM
Stalka-stalka-razzi - Spoonful_O_Sugar 436.3 #285 12:30PM
That's kinda creepy!! Eeek... - ohhhtoodles 365.2 #382 12:34PM
#celebritysighting - AvidDisneyThrifter220 851.5 #107 3:18PM
When your in the restroom and your daughter not only yells but screams that she likes the color of your underwear. Yeah...if that was not awkward walking out of a stall knowing that everyone knew what color I was wearing. Gotta love kids!!! - ohhhtoodles
365.2 #382 12:30PM
😂 Kids. They say the darnedest things. I can relate! - Wizard 81.6 #3263 1:09PM
when some awkward guy licks dole whip off his awkward sweater in an awkward way😂😂😂 cough cough LaTruce - AvidDisneyThrifter220
851.5 #107 12:34PM
...that awkward moment when people watch you eat your dole whip.. no one asked them to.. they're just watching you eat your dole whip... and you figure, they must be jealous that you have a dole whip and they don't... - LaTruce 1675.1 #45 12:57PM
Not true! - AvidDisneyThrifter220 851.5 #107 12:59PM
When you scream and grab at your friend or significant other when its pitch black and than the lights come on and its not them - NeverlandClub
314.5 #545 1:10PM
...You go to your very FIRST MW meet up and introduce yourself to everyone... and they're disinterested and confused about who you are.... then you realize you just introduced yourself to the whole Wilson Family at their reunion... then realize the actual MW meet up is the group not too far from Emma Tucker and Stanley Wilson's family reunion.... - LaTruce
1675.1 #45 2:03PM
and @Laurajubee and I hijack someone elses autotopia car, and all we could do is laugh as we realize this, while the lady, whose car it was suppose to be, complains to the CM..... -the wife - HanLostLeia
1092.6 #76 2:15PM
Ok I waited a bit to tell my moment...I had my sweatshirt looped throught my backpack strap while getting out of the space mountian coaster car and then tripped on it hitting the deck with my knees. I rolled of out of it so no major injury but the CM asked if I needed a nurse because he did not know I was laughing when i said I AM THE NURSE. This happened on 1-2-12 in front of alot of folks. - Plumiegirl
3380.0 #10 2:24PM
We were there for Halloween this year and I was dressed as Minnie. So I had a huge red and white polkadot skirt on. As we were getting off of space mountain, my foot caught the end of my skirt and I fell flat on my stomach! Mortified, I tried to get up as quickly as possible and ended up grabbing on to a CM's pant leg for help up. Needless to say I ran out of there as soon as possible. - lannah
5.4 #9939 3:08PM
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