It's been bothering me for a week. I don't understand why on Veteran's Day everyone was walkin around callin me Charlie. My name ain't Charlie. - BlueberryCrusader
651.4 #167 8:15PM
my lamp stabbed me in the hand. and it's all wrapped up because a band-aid won't stick there. I need a better story to go with my 6 layers of athletic tape. - WoodyHugger
43.2 #3975 8:15PM
How do you get a 9 yr old, a 7 year old, and a 5 year old to go to bed? I gave up on the 16 month old. You have my sympathy @pete - Missshelly
690.3 #151 8:18PM
It sure was random!!! lol - d!sn3yphan
310.2 #576 8:20PM
Only 2 more days of work before thanksgiving break! - dLittleMermaid
44.2 #3950 8:20PM
WoodyHugger, you sure get poked by a lot of things.. Lmao! - KelBelle
452.8 #274 8:24PM
I should be asleep, but I'm here instead. It's 11:30 here. - ally
445.1 #4 8:26PM
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." (Jimmy Stewart, Harvey) - PrinceCorey
4242.2 #6 8:32PM
Even though you are tired, and you think re-organizing your closet will make your more tired, and ready for bed. It will in fact, give you more energy, and you will want to re-organize the whole house. Leave it for the next day. Please. - MagicalCaprice
480.6 #252 8:32PM
Why does my head hurt so bad? - MelB
105.1 #3010 8:33PM
Yes they do Madhatter. But only helper monkeys. And it takes 3 of them. Why 3? That's a MWAD kind of answer.... - BlueberryCrusader
651.4 #167 8:42PM
Two. Don't ask me how they got in there..... - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2641 8:43PM
My 2 month old laughed on Sunday for the first time! I can't wait to take her to Disneyland in march. - happilyEVERafter
61.4 #3605 8:44PM
So in toy story 3 they switch buz and he speaks Spanish. If the movie was dubbed in Spanish would he speak English? Maybe Chinese? - Eric831
26.4 #4645 9:05PM
Tacos sound so good at the moment! Lol :) - pirategirl17
248.5 #1043 9:09PM
I love tacos! I'm a fan on Facebook! - indyRocks
343.9 #438 9:16PM
Just got done super glueing rhinestones on my daughters powder puff jersey. Now I have super glue stuck to my fingers. - Mommadisneyfan
20.5 #5096 9:59PM
Algebra 2 makes me want to injure someone!! - littlePEM
9.8 #6981 10:04PM
this is yhe emotion it gives me - littlePEM
9.8 #6981 10:07PM
Boy don't I wish I could sleep in and not go to work. - MickeyLvr
24.4 #4789 10:09PM
My Bologna has a first Name! It's Ummmm Flynn - Butterlina
1313.6 #63 10:13PM
Flynn the Bologna. It's catchy...so catchy in fact if you tie a string to Flynn's {{ahem}} 'fishin pole' I'm sure he could catch it! and then shove it down his pants. and take a picture. - WoodyHugger
43.2 #3975 10:26PM
Wait for it, here comes the smoulder. - Missshelly
690.3 #151 10:30PM
more like: Wait for it, here comes the boulder. - WoodyHugger
43.2 #3975 10:32PM
Doesnt he get a frying pan to the face after that comment? - Missshelly
690.3 #151 10:37PM
Usher is the best live entertainer!!!! Had a blast!! - lulu120
200.3 #1665 10:56PM
Did Marieeezy have her little munchkin yet!?! - tina
1154.7 #70 10:57PM
iHave a belly-button - DrGonzo!
62.9 #3576 11:15PM
Marieeezy is gonna be pregnant forever. - Marieeezy
588.9 #191 11:23PM
Ugh, why is it only 1242? - veronica619
517.3 #228 11:43PM
All around the world... Can you here me? - patriciajz
329.0 #491 11:51PM
Wondering why I am not as tired as I should be... - Sweet_Irish_Cream
2707.0 #19 11:53PM