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14.8 #5708 (DL Qual #0)

September 1, 2010 8:03 PM

I heard this joke today and had to share. Nothing against all the blondies out there. Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and as they got close they saw a sign that said Disneyland Left. So they went home.�

Hahaha  - MrsJackSparrow 56.6 #3632 8:13PM

Funny! - MarieC 265.5 #869 8:15PM

Lol  - AnnHeartsMickey 601.1 #182 8:17PM

LOL - E-Ticket 772.5 #128 8:18PM

I've heard the punchline "they started crying and went home" - DesperateMousewife 873.8 #104 8:22PM

That's an old one! - LilSterner 2656.0 #18 8:28PM

Oops! I left out the part where they started crying. - Jackie.H 14.8 #5708 9:36PM

A classic! - Suzie-Q 434.3 #288 9:37PM

I'm confused. They are blondes right? How did they even get the car started much less get on the freeway? - BlueberryCrusader 650.7 #161 9:39PM

I remember that old SNL skit where it was this guy talking about incredible moments and he just talked....one of them was he was driving his kids to Disneyland and they were being loud and rowdy so he drove to an old burned down building and told them Disneyland burned down and drove them home - AuzRoxUrSox 901.8 #98 9:39PM

Funny! - Song 875.7 #103 11:06PM

That was funny!! - BeautyandTheBeast 142.7 #2402 12:32AM

lol cute joke - Kittymeowmeow 271.3 #815 12:33AM

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