I heard this joke today and had to share. Nothing against all the blondies out there.
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and as they got close they saw a sign that said Disneyland Left. So they went home.
I'm confused. They are blondes right? How did they even get the car started much less get on the freeway? - BlueberryCrusader
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I remember that old SNL skit where it was this guy talking about incredible moments and he just talked....one of them was he was driving his kids to Disneyland and they were being loud and rowdy so he drove to an old burned down building and told them Disneyland burned down and drove them home - AuzRoxUrSox
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