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480.6 #248 (DL Qual #102)
July 7, 2010 6:30 PM
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier. – Dwight”
What tha? - DesperateMousewife
873.8 #104 7:11PM
LOL! just saw this episode today - MichiMouse
4.3 #12105 9:42PM
Forever doomed to the posts of shame. - MagicalCaprice
480.6 #248 7:10PM
Exactly DMW...exactly??!! - toph
2401.0 #26 7:12PM
QUESTION: which bear is best? - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2596 7:13PM
Which bear is best? Winnie the pooh of course! - JediTrance
71.1 #3396 7:16PM
I just watched this episode (and 5 others....) today!! Best show ever. - PinkTink
23.1 #4812 7:16PM
FALSE, black bear - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2596 7:16PM
FACT, bears eat beets. Bears, beets.......battlestar galactica - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2596 7:19PM
Haha Salinasmom and everyone else it's The Office U.S. Version - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2596 7:20PM
Glad to see this was a quote.. Cuz I was pretty sure MagicalCaprice was a girl... And I just was'nt getting how she got Tiffany pregnant! - Calypso
813.0 #113 7:21PM
i like three hole punch jim - FrankGotTheGirl
39.9 #4007 7:21PM
ha the only time i've seen it was a youtube clip of the slap face olympics!!! love that!!! - toph
2401.0 #26 7:22PM
Hahaha Calypso!! Three hole punch Jim is the best - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2596 7:23PM
It says Dwight at the end. Duh! - MagicalCaprice
480.6 #248 7:26PM
... Didnt see that till the END tho.. - Calypso
813.0 #113 7:27PM
That's why they call it the end. DUH! - MagicalCaprice
480.6 #248 7:39PM
Bahahaha love dwight!!! - MrsJackSparrow
56.6 #3633 7:49PM
? - Sonja
5728.5 #3 9:48PM
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