341.7 #699 (DL Qual #821

Jul 12, 2013 10:58 AM  Disneyland Talk Land
I oftentimes overhear the funniest conversation while I'm in line!! Just the other day two friends where on the tram and one girl asked, "what is the difference between the parks?" Her friend answered, "DL has all the rides and DCA has NO rides." I had to bite my tongue and let it go...but I was dying of laughter inside. What are the best or funniest conversations you've overheard?

"I'm not wasting money on Fast Passes. We spent enough money getting in this place. We'll wait in line with the rest of the poor people!" - susieQzee  555.8 #366 11:15AM
The nosy side of me would let them know it's free. - Tiggerific  341.7 #699 11:32AM
So funny! - missariel33  2115.5 #72 11:52AM
"So this was Walt's home?" Followed by "yes and he turned it into a park". - dizneedude  977.5 #192 11:02AM
Lol - MarshaMouse  5036.0 #26 3:41PM
I heard a man tell his girlfriend today while pointing to the firehouse that Walt made that suite for people to stay in it... Then he said it might have been disneyworld. He had the right idea but I was giggling - missmimi90  2032.0 #76 10:16PM
One time I was standing by a family who had a son that was crying. The dad turned to him and said "This is the happiest place on Earth so dammit you better get happy!" I couldnt stop laughing. - OneDayAlice  497.4 #430 12:14PM
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - hatgal76  449.8 #489 12:19PM
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my son used to cry when he was younger for a toy or what not and I used to say you can't be if you're not happy lol - MarshaMouse  5036.0 #26 3:42PM
This might have very well been my boyfriend lol! - missmimi90  2032.0 #76 10:14PM
I was sitting waiting for WOC and there is the cutest little 6 year old girl in a super poofy princess dress sitting next to me. She was drinking a soda bottle and the cap flew by me. She reached over and her mom yelled at her to move her dress because it was in my way. She was scolding her the entire time and she did nothing wrong! I felt so bad for the little girl I had to reassure her. I told her "you're a princess, your dress is supposed to be poofy!" - chhunkie  311.9 #838 3:29PM
"Where's Adventureland?" Me: "You are in Advetureland" "No, I mean with Cars Land and Soarin?" "Oh, that's California Adventure across the street." "You mean its just across the way? That's Frontierland"... - BaseballMickey_CM  7599.7 #11 11:42AM
πŸ˜‚ - dumbbunny  627.2 #324 1:17PM
Just the other day: "Those canoes have to be on tracks. There's no way they'd let those people steer." - TheDroidYouAreLookingFor  453.8 #482 12:25PM
I made that type of comment to my sister a few weeks back. There must be some sort of barriers on the sides under the water that prevent the boats from hitting the side/rocks/etc. Maybe, maybe not, but it was just a thought :D - PinkTink88  25.1 #6510 12:48PM
oh no, we've hit rock before in a canoe LOL - MEHlanie_Mouse  1116.0 #162 1:20PM
Oh my goodness, really! There was a group that came back before it was our turn and they were soaking wet! I was like, how on earth did that happen? rofl I think the kids just got too excited with the paddles and were paddling water behind them into the boat. At least I think that was the reason! rofl - PinkTink88  25.1 #6510 3:54PM
Last year someone posted that they overheard a lady asked if they actually filmed Cars in Carsland. If that was your story, please share full details. I love this story - MermaidHunter  141.3 #2865 3:01PM
The first time we surprised our kids with a room at the Grand, my husband pretended he needed to head back to the car so he could go check in...we then told the kids "hey lets go look in this hotel" (they were young and easy to trick lol) we get to our room and the hubs says lets see if we can open the door...my daughter yells out while running down the hall "I'm out of here, I'm not going to jail because you want to look in a fancy room" lol I'm sure plenty overheard her screams lol - TiggerBelle  515.6 #408 10:29PM
Best story, love!!! - PrincessDuckie  904.9 #202 10:34PM
Which way is space mountain? It's by the haunted house. - missariel33  2115.5 #72 11:53AM
I found a list on the ground last summer. it said on lined paper: Tiki Land, Adventureland, Haunted House, Whip ride, it was hilarious! - april_december  299.7 #917 12:53PM
Wonder what "whip ride" stood for. - Lelundrial  656.3 #304 12:55PM
Yes. I remember you posting a pic. I guess it is hard to keep track of all the names if you're new. - Tiggerific  341.7 #699 1:04PM
That's a cute list! Whip ride=Indy? - MabelMouse  203.0 #1959 9:05PM
Maybe they thought the dole whip line was a ride lol - AdeVonSchweetz  326.6 #763 9:17PM
Anyone else play the "do you want to go home?!" Game? Every 3 times you hear it (used to be everytime but got full too quickly) you get a churro. - dizneedude  977.5 #192 3:17PM
After Star Tours, my husband overheard a little kid tell his parents that the Aluminum Falcon was cool! 😜😜 - ima-pirateswife  745.0 #260 3:48PM
Or Dark Vader - starwarsmamma  561.6 #360 4:00PM
As a kid I felt like CAD had no rides. - starwarsmamma  561.6 #360 11:39AM
I overheard some teenagers once saying that they had to pay for fast passes lol. Felt bad & I told them they were free :) - LuvsMimisHouse  515.8 #407 12:01PM
Another theme park charges that's probably why...it has flags 6 of them - missariel33  2115.5 #72 12:09PM
Another one has a universal in their title. - Lelundrial  656.3 #304 12:23PM
Oh wow I didn't know that! Haven't been to both those parks in years & don't think I will be going anytime soon lol - LuvsMimisHouse  515.8 #407 12:42PM
A certain farm and a world of the sea also charges for a faster entrance line - JoshTheJunkyardJamboreer  350.6 #671 2:42PM
I have two: 1) Mom says to kid in front of Indy entrance: "Do you want to get a fast pass for this one, or Magic Mountain?" 2) Kids talking in line for Mr. Toads: Kid #1 - "So what is this ride?"... Kid #2 - "Mr. Toad is a frog who drives around all crazy and stuff." - Alicewhoareyou  2557.1 #53 12:05PM
Cute - missariel33  2115.5 #72 12:10PM
Another time I overheard: "Let's watch the magic show at 9:00 over Snow White's castle." - Alicewhoareyou  2557.1 #53 12:19PM
That is soo hilariously random. I love it! - missariel33  2115.5 #72 11:30PM
I was waiting to get seating for the second show of Fantasmic. The couple next to me were arguing. And the boyfriend told his girlfriend "I can't believe your mad in the happiest place on earth." Haha I felt bad but it was sorta true - AnaApples  31.0 #5879 12:54PM
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - NellTinkerBell  322.8 #792 9:35PM
I heard this one on Monday here at WDW. In line for Space Mountain adult #1 "you have to stay in your seat on this ride, a man got his head cut off on this" Adult 2 " oh wow really???" Adult 1- "yes it's true or the cast members just tell you this to keep you from standing up" C'mon, kids talk like this NOT ADULTS! - smileslikeChesh  25.7 #6437 12:55PM
Lol!!! - missariel33  2115.5 #72 11:30PM
What a fun post to read! Wish I had overheard something good!! - EmEJohnson  176.7 #2296 1:01PM
Waiting in line for Alice in Wonderland, someone waiting in the exit/disability line "this is the line for people who don't want to wait in line"...not really funny but I was blown away by the stupidity of the comment - PascalsPal  203.5 #1957 1:11PM
We were sitting down waiting for the fireworks to go off by DRR and a cute couple pushing a stroller was walking by and stopped Husband: what's everyone standing around for? Wife: I don't know, is something going to happen? Husband: should we sit down and wait too? I wanted to giggle so bad, I got up to throw trash and they asked me and I told them, everyone's waiting for the fireworks to go off. - dumbbunny  627.2 #324 1:32PM
That's so funny. I wonder if they really would have just sat and waited to see what happens. - Tiggerific  341.7 #699 1:47PM
Ooo! I was SO pissed. We had just landed in Orlando and the people in front of us were having a convo about how awful WDW food was. I could barely keep my mouth shut- I'm sure steam was coming out of my ears - WendyLVSNana  90.4 #3742 3:13PM
The funniest conversation I was was a man telling his wife "look at Costco we could get a box of churros for what you pay for one here". But I enjoyed my churro! - JJG95  35.2 #5525 3:22PM
So it was your husband. My hubby tells me the same thing when I get popcorn. - Tiggerific  341.7 #699 7:48PM
Lol. I just saw my post and realize what I put. But no actually it was not my hubby who said that it was another man telling his wife, MY hubby bought me my churro - JJG95  35.2 #5525 10:38PM
Lol! I love these stories! Thanks for sharing! - monkeymom3  141.4 #2861 9:15PM
While sitting at Bengal Barbecue, I heard a very hot, sweaty man--with arguably early heat exhaustion--say, "Well, it took me all DAMN DAY to figure out that there isn't ACTUALLY a Lego Land here!". - #1DisneyDad  238.4 #1488 10:03PM
Omgosh poor man πŸ˜‚ - chhunkie  311.9 #838 10:06PM
Here's your sign. - LeftyLightning  424.0 #519 10:10PM
That's just sad. Poor guy. - Bibba  461.4 #471 10:31PM
Omg. That is hilarious! I will never see the Bengal BBQ the same way again. Lol - JJG95  35.2 #5525 10:42PM

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