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904.3 #97 (DL Qual #47)
March 3, 2013 6:04 PM
Yesterday as they are unloading my jungle boat, a 5 year old little girl comes up to the front on the dock and looks at me and says " You were not very funny". She is adorable and I am trying not to laugh and I say "I am sorry sweetheart, what should I do to be better?" She thought for a few seconds and said "More elephant jokes". I about died. So, ok.....from now on, more elephant jokes. I love my job.
That is funny! Gotta love kids and their views! Here are two you can use next time you see her: What do you call an elephant who doesn't shower? ...
A Smellyphant!
Why don't elephants play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheeters! - pinkmonkeys
318.6 #522 6:26PM
HAHA!! - Armenda 981.4 #89 6:36PM
Ok, let's hear 'em. All the elephant jokes. (Disney appropriate please) - BalooTBear
904.3 #97 6:28PM
Are you working Thursday? I'd love to hear your boring material and meet you :) - pinkmonkeys 318.6 #522 6:32PM
Why are elephants never rich? Because they work for peanuts!
Why did the zookeeper refuse to work in the elephant enclosure?
The work kept piling up! - ShariRenee 1505.0 #49 6:34PM
How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take away his credit card.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you get when you cross elephants with peanut butter?
Elephants that stick to the roof of your mouth.
- LittleAprilShowers 470.9 #255 6:43PM
Why do elephants swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry. - Tom 3769.5 #7 7:41PM
OMG Tom! lol - Alicewhoareyou 535.7 #209 7:43PM
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.
- Alicewhoareyou 535.7 #209 7:45PM
Why did the elephant wear tennies? Because nine-ies were too small and eleven-ies were too big. - MoonWillow 367.4 #377 7:50PM
More elephant jokes... I think your gonna need a bigger trunk to keep them in. - Waites4DodgerEars
659.1 #156 7:31PM
😂😂😂🐘🐘🐘 - Villescas8(V8)
589.1 #184 6:04PM
What's grey, beautiful, and wears glass slippers? - Alicewhoareyou
535.7 #209 6:09PM
Cinderelephant - Alicewhoareyou 535.7 #209 6:33PM
Definately need more elephant jokes!😂 - MoonWillow
367.4 #377 6:09PM
Awwwwww! - Princess Daisy
156.6 #2195 6:10PM
What a cute little girl! 🐘 - MissDonaldDuck
113.0 #2845 6:11PM
Awesome! - ShariRenee
1505.0 #49 6:29PM
I thought I saw you today but you looked in a hurry so I just kept walking. I would have thought you were funny! LOL - MrsSchnooks
566.5 #194 6:33PM
LOL, I am NEVER in a hurry. Please say Hi next time. I would love to meet you. - BalooTBear 904.3 #97 6:41PM
Will do! Would love to meet you too! - MrsSchnooks 566.5 #194 6:47PM
Kids say the funniest things! - Armenda
981.4 #89 6:36PM
Half the time I'm embarrassed to half of the things that come out of my daughters mouth. - adventurerEnDisneylandia {AED} 261.7 #895 6:50PM
HAHA! - Armenda 981.4 #89 7:03PM
This is why I work with kids, they keep me grounded for sure (I had a kid tell me I am way to happy the other day), but they can build you up too :D Great for you for not taking it personally and taking a positive spin on her criticism. - tiggertwin
317.8 #524 7:18PM
Too cute! I love this! I'm a mom of a 5 year old (very outspoken) daughter and some of the things that come out of her mouth are highly entertaining, yet sometimes embarrassing. - Nicole
380.2 #353 7:39PM
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swim trunks! :) my daughter told me that one I thought it was so funny - mickeyjimenez
75.8 #3328 7:50PM
very very cute! - MrMom626
1461.7 #53 7:50PM
Cute story, and I love all these jokes! Hope to meet you this next weekend. We'll be there Friday through Monday! - meridafan
1031.8 #83 8:27PM
😂Love this!!! Ok here goes, more elephant jokes; What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet...Can elephants jump higher than a lamp post? Of course! Lamp post can't jump....and What did the hotel owner say to the elephant that could not pay his bill? Pack your trunk and get out!! 😂😊 - mini_MINNIE
400.4 #332 9:23AM
Why do elephants have trunks? Because they would look funny with a suitcase! Haha I crack myself up! - mini_MINNIE 400.4 #332 9:29AM
Ooooh you should say "Dumbo jet" to make it Disney related! - Belleslibrary 227.6 #1274 9:56AM
Precious! - PrincessDuckie
576.1 #189 10:27AM
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