331.9 #736 (DL Qual #790

Feb 19, 2013 9:23 PM  The Hub
I am starting a list after a conversation with a fellow MW'er. 101 Ways to Accidentally Hurt Yourself in the Parks. Here are my top 10. 1. Stab yourself with a Happy Birthday button when trying to put it on in excitement. 2. Fall/Slip off the Main Street Curb. 3. Be smaller than the lap bar on BTMRR and slide into the side really hard. 4. Hit your temple on the restraints on Screamin' (this really hurts and can bruise). 5. Sit on the edge of the train and get attacked by a branch. 6. Pinch your fingers while getting buckled on Indy. 7. Lean against a rope/chain and slide off, effectively scraping your arm. 8. Decide to lean back on Space while going through a corner and hit your head. 9. Get ran into by a stroller. 10. Jump up on POTC after your bottom gets soaked on the first drop, then freak out because you are standing during the second drop, drop yourself down really hard on the seat, hurting your tail bone. What can you add?

Security tackles you as you run down Main Street after the parade yelling Ariel!!! - JungleBum  1017.0 #182 9:37PM
πŸ‘ - E-Ticket  1466.6 #115 9:38PM
Chris?? - Mimmy  1442.3 #118 8:33AM
Sit by yourself on Space Mountain and slide all the way over to the other seat hurting your back. - HanLostLeia  1098.3 #165 9:28PM
What the heck. - Jillian  767.1 #244 9:58AM
Falling out of the space mountain rocket as I was trying to get out but did not know my backpack strap was wrapped around me foot. Next minute I'm face down on the deck totally embarrassed with handsome CMs checking on me. Now you know why I know them all by name. - Plumiegirl  10135.2 #8 11:35PM
Hitting head on tram when exiting....... Hitting knee on Astro Blasters when exiting (numerous times)...... Tripping getting out of car on Racers and face planting - HalfCaff  518.2 #402 9:32PM
Trip over the Sword and the Stone pedestal and smack your elbow on it! At least mini_minnie was there to catch me! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ - Deltachiq  1230.6 #139 9:34PM
Having someone attack your boob while tripping over the sword in the stone pedestal πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ no it really didn't hurt πŸ˜† - mini_MINNIE  1140.1 #157 9:03AM
Bruise your knee because it was jammed into the tea cup spinner for the duration of the ride because you thought it would be fun to cram more then 3 people in it. - Linzee  1188.1 #146 9:35PM
Get hit by a crazy woman in a scooter. Oh wait I am that crazy woman in the scooter! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜† - ImAlwaysCrazy  674.5 #297 12:44AM
Car bumping in Autopia - E-Ticket  1466.6 #115 9:25PM
Have your kid push the turnstile back against you as you're trying to go through it. My son did this to me and my leg/thigh was bruised pretty badly. - aidensmama  340.3 #704 9:25PM
Slipping down the stairs in the Nemo subs - Armenda  1159.7 #152 9:39PM
Ouch! - HalfCaff  518.2 #402 9:42PM
Luckily this hasn't happened to me..lol! - Armenda  1159.7 #152 9:47PM
matterhorn. :0) - OhanaPhoto  5120.8 #24 9:40PM
In honor of my mother-in-law: fall over because you were walking backwards to take a photo of your family and trip over your own grandson. Fall to a loud "crunch" and CM's come running because they think major damage has been done- turned out to be a crunched bag of chips. - MoonWillow  381.3 #589 9:46PM
Ouch! (Sorry I giggled at this but I am a horrible person) - tiggertwin  331.9 #736 9:47PM
Hey, I laughed when it happened so I'm much worse! - MoonWillow  381.3 #589 9:59PM
Twist ankle in the middle of Main Street on the metal tracks ! 😁 - eviljules  1404.0 #124 9:48PM
Always a fear of mine - Linzee  1188.1 #146 5:37AM
Well .. Lol ! If we ever get to meet up at the park :) we can lock elbows so if either of us goes down we can fall on the other and soften the blow ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - eviljules  1404.0 #124 1:37PM
I intentionally straddle the tracks when forced to walk over them so I don't fall in the tracks. I've had to learn that from..uh..experience. - aprilinjune4  483.5 #438 10:44PM
Have your hand bruised from the Haunted Mansion host slamming the safety bar on it! πŸ˜±βœ‹ - Bunnie  541.2 #381 10:05PM
Getting smacked by the exit gate on King Arthur's Carousel because someone didn't hold it open (that thing is way too heavy!) and, in addition, pull a hamstring getting on a carousel horse that is up high (those steps are silly- bring back the stirrup ladders!) - MoonWillow  381.3 #589 10:06PM
Slip and fall climbing into a Jungle Cruise boat(my son did that). And I'm surprised people don't slip in Downtown Disney in the morning. It's slippery when wet. - CherryTreeLane  460.4 #472 10:09PM
I have gone slidding but never fell down. Not in DTD anyways. - tiggertwin  331.9 #736 10:12PM
My son slipped and fell last time we were at Disneyland when it was running. I told him that's what he got for running. - aidensmama  340.3 #704 10:34PM
Trip and fall with nothing to grab onto but Jafar's heiny. Hurt my knees and my pride. - LittleAprilShowers  587.1 #345 10:16PM
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - Villescas8  606.9 #336 8:12AM
This still makes me laugh. Not that you got hurt but that it was Jafar. - Sharkgrrl19  255.2 #1299 9:38AM
Slip while running zig zag patterns through crowds... avoiding that little princess who just stepped in front of you. - IMissDisney  1205.7 #144 10:33PM
Hit your head while drinking out of the bathroom water faucet. (Don't ask!). - Gia  802.0 #231 12:14AM
Take a couple tree branches to the face because you're too tall. - ScubaSteve028  835.7 #220 12:18AM
Ivegotnostrings would say evacuating from space mountain during a walk off. Jumping down is pretty high - MarshaMouse  5036.0 #25 7:44AM
Oh no, is he okay? - Linzee  1188.1 #146 7:59AM
Getting the wind knocked out of you as an overzealous cm slams the safety bar down, only looking at the smaller passenger. - misschurro  6361.5 #17 7:52AM
Had that happen to me and my knee. Ouchie - mini_MINNIE  1140.1 #157 9:01AM
Wait. You weren't the smaller one?? ;D xoxo - misschurro  6361.5 #17 8:25PM
Getting run over by a stroller and having your flip flop pulled off your foot in the process. - Sharkgrrl19  255.2 #1299 9:36AM
Getting distracted by the fireworks while walking and run into people/things. - Jillian  767.1 #244 9:59AM
Recently - Having ducks attack your churro and you trip on one. - karidaluv  67.2 #4244 10:06AM
Sounds very scary! - tiggertwin  331.9 #736 4:19PM
Tripping up a curb you didn't see and twisting your ankle as you stop yourself from falling, all because you had your phone in your face MouseWaiting. - DisneyFanZoe  1249.3 #135 10:07AM
Or walking into a street lamps on Main St because you're Mousewaiting. - pinkmonkeys  528.7 #393 6:30PM
Ram your lady parts (and almost flip over in the process) running into the nearly-invisible waist-high chain used to close off the second queue lane just before boarding Space Mountain... - FunOnABun  19.3 #7496 4:42PM
Slamming down on your bum after you threw yourself down a slide at redcreek challenge trail. - MermaidWithShears  1025.8 #179 4:49PM
Missing the edge of exiting the jeep on Indy and falling straight down on your knee and into a barrel. This still freaks my husband out because I couldn't get up for awhile. - Cinderella_Schnooks  3370.7 #42 9:54PM
Owwwwwwwwww! - tiggertwin  331.9 #736 8:18PM
Having my sister slide into me on big thunder mountain and having a softball size bruise on my thigh for over a month. I could hardly walk the next day - DSNYCheeks3  866.1 #216 9:56PM
For my mom... Catching your toe on the uneven pavers in front of the main entrance..... Face planting In front of 3 suits and no one says a thing - TeacherluvsMickey  33.1 #5696 10:32PM
While walking away from the tram, going down the steps in front of World of Disney, you miss a step completely and your heel catches the edge which then sends you falling down the rest of the steps and spraining both ankles before you get into the park. - aprilinjune4  483.5 #438 10:42PM
Falling off the carrousel horses because you're too short and couldn't reach the ground. - aprilinjune4  483.5 #438 10:46PM
Not stepping up high enough getting out of your Splash log and falling on your hands and knees to where it makes that loud slap, drawing more attention to yourself - TiggerBelle  515.6 #408 6:23AM
Sorry! I just laughed at yours. I can imagine that slap & the embarassment that comes along with it. Haha - Armenda  1159.7 #152 6:42AM
Sitting on the railing of the moving ramp leaving haunted mansion and falling off. And then falling down laughing so hard at your little brother for falling off :) - GarnerPhotography  324.9 #776 6:33PM
My husband grabbed him so he didn't fall backwards and get hurt - GarnerPhotography  324.9 #776 6:33PM
I get financially hurt there every time.πŸ’°πŸ˜© - BambooMike  133.8 #2982 6:42PM

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