1647.2 #101 (DL Qual #251

Feb 13, 2013 7:21 AM  The Hub
With all this MW celeb talk, I have decided to finally take on all challengers for the title of "Funniest MW'er in the history of MW. Ever. Ever". If you demonstrate any type of wit or humor, you may get an invite from me to join me on a special "park accident adventure" or a "pixie-dust laden mishap"!!! It's gonna be killer!!

I'm funny looking and I make Weiner jokes. - madsdad  1868.2 #92 9:40AM
And that's corn dogs in laymen terms for report happy people. I call corn dogs weiners. - madsdad  1868.2 #92 9:41AM
would those be DCA award weiners? - Villescas8  606.9 #336 11:43AM
Wieners go good with nuts. - Experiment818  1647.2 #101 1:08PM
lol 818, biting my tongue, i have a good one - Villescas8  606.9 #336 1:13PM
You also make adult toy comments! - pinkmonkeys  528.7 #393 6:39PM
My dogs think I'm hilarious. Especially during training sessions. - Gia  802.0 #231 11:50AM
will you come potty train my new puppy. First dog ever. - Villescas8  606.9 #336 11:53AM
Uh, no. πŸ˜‚ How old? Take him/her out right after eating; praise when he goes; don't punish after accidents, just pick him up and take him outside even if he's done; develop key words - potty, shi-shi, poop, etc. and use them; take him to a dog park so he can see other dogs going then praise him when he does it; be consistent with the times you take him out. Be patient! - Gia  802.0 #231 12:25PM
lol. She is 9 weeks. At least I know what I doing is right, i'm doing everything you mentioned. She is taken out after meals and naps, and extended play time, we make a big deal when she goes outside, but cant take her to dog park till she gets her 3rd set of shots. Good thing is, in only a few days she wakes up at night with a whimper and we take her out - Villescas8  606.9 #336 12:31PM
At 9 weeks you're lucky if she can hold it for more than a few hours! Consider crate training too...it really is a great help and is very comforting. Good job on being a great dog parent! - Gia  802.0 #231 1:30PM
yep, i looked up crate training and doing that. she wakes up about every 2-3 hrs at night and i take her out. im exhausted but know it will pay off soon - Villescas8  606.9 #336 1:36PM
Enter me - CptKirk  766.3 #245 7:26AM
no comment - Villescas8  606.9 #336 11:45AM
No. - Experiment818  1647.2 #101 1:15PM
In a battle of wits I am relatively unarmed. - Tealtownfan  1015.6 #184 7:37AM
I'm not only a sexy popcorn shirt model, but I can be funny on occasion. Watch out ladies. - ScooterMike  1963.0 #83 7:42AM
I shall not challenge you in the popcorn shirt model category. That's aaaaallllll you, boo. - Experiment818  1647.2 #101 8:05AM
I'm also a spokesmodel for Dole Whip - ScooterMike  1963.0 #83 8:06AM
Scooter boo boo - MissMolly  1355.3 #129 2:42PM
Awe bummer, I guess do not add me, I don't have a funny bone in my body - Villescas8  606.9 #336 8:16AM
You are all funny bones, bud! - madsdad  1868.2 #92 10:18AM
that be old man bones bahahahaha - Villescas8  606.9 #336 10:47AM
I guess I shouldn't comment on who didn't make me laugh. There's not enough butthurt cream. - cesium55  531.8 #390 10:34AM
May I just make one comment here? - IMissDisney  1205.7 #144 11:05AM
Best Post of the Day!! Booyah. Can the human ego get any MORE bloated?? - Experiment818  1647.2 #101 11:31AM
Rigged lol - Villescas8  606.9 #336 11:44AM
Quick, someone post a pic of the castle! - ScooterMike  1963.0 #83 11:45AM
Pfft. - Experiment818  1647.2 #101 11:52AM
I'm a mishap and an adventure rolled into one. Please add me. - LaneSparrow316  847.0 #218 11:39AM
IM SO FUNNY, IM SO FUNNY, VOTE FOR ME, VOTE FOR ME, I NEED 1000 POINTS. Did I win? - MissMolly  1355.3 #129 2:44PM
Your phunny - Darlingwendi  1222.7 #140 2:47PM
The Oracle says.... "no". But thank you for trying. - Experiment818  1647.2 #101 4:31PM
Bully - MissMolly  1355.3 #129 6:05PM
I'm gud. - chris.  2511.4 #57 2:49PM
I have 1000 points. - DisneyFanZoe  1249.3 #135 3:38PM
You is speshil. - Experiment818  1647.2 #101 4:03PM
True story - DisneyFanZoe  1249.3 #135 8:19PM
I vote Dave. I saw his dance video on YouTube. I'm not even sure how that happened but between that and his music video, I vote Dave! - pinkmonkeys  528.7 #393 6:40PM

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