Apoligize if you've read this b4...A year ago my husband was in a scooter chair due to a cast on his torn Achilles. We decided to eat dinner at Goofy's Kitchen. The characters would all come over and stand by him for a photo (it was his bday and hard for him to keep getting up from his chair). Well, Minnie Mouse came over to say hello and stood next to my husband while he was seated. I reached for my camera and all I heard was my husband say to Minnie "I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to do that" I had no idea what happened so I took the picture and Minnie scooted away. Apparently, when he had put his arm around her for the photo, he underestimated how tiny she was and accidentally copped a feel.😳. - Linzee  515.1 #227 8:39AM

Two words: Stalker photo - ScooterMike  1959.8 #35 8:16AM

I ran into Vernon Davis, not knowing who he was, but I knew he was famous because he had a plaid. I said, "ok, you must be a football. Player!" his reply? He looked me in my eyes,"shushed" me really slowly, then walked away. I felt like bill Murray just ate my French fry! Later I saw his pic on MW and screamed "I knew it!" hope that was funny, my BF got a laugh! - lovetheland7  139.1 #2454 7:15AM

We were getting into the elevator for HM when some woman grabbed my boyfriend's hand. When he he tried letting go of her hand is when she looked up and realized he wasn't her husband. I thought it was funny because her hubby was on the other side of the room just looking at her strangely. Apparently he didn't think it was funny because they were arguing when we got off the ride. But now every time we go on HM I joke with my boyfriend to make sure nobody else holds hands with him while in the elevator. - KermitFan13  405.8 #320 10:54AM

We were in line for Monster's Inc. and the kid in front of us just stood there and pee'd her pants! The parents were oblivious, the kid didn't say a word about what happened and we were the ones to tell a CM about the puddle. - WendyLVSNana  45.7 #3835 8:39AM

About 7 years ago we were watching the Jedi training and both of the kids got picked to go up. My son was about 5 and he was very excited. He was doing his best moves when the music started and the stage started to rise for Darth. He had a look of panic and started to step slowly back, he would look at me and I would give him the thumbs up then look at Darth, then back at me. All of a sudden he set down his light saber and tore off the Jedi coat they give you and came running across the stage. He wanted nothing to do with it. Everyone was cracking up at him. Then another time with my daughter who was about 8 asked Crush what is the best time for turtles to mate. He was stumped for an answer. He asked how old she was and when she told him he said oh you're one of those 8 year olds going on 20. And said to talk to your parents. - mamamouse22  26.4 #4556 12:30PM

Crud-my kids just reminded me of this. When 2 of my boys were like 10, 12, near the condiments in Hungry bear, my older son was messing (jokingly) w/younger and kinda pushed him aside. Apparently a young special needs boy witnessed it and moments later walked up and full-on SHOVED my 12 year old. I guess he isn't a fan of bullies! It was priceless. 😂 - TinkerSchelle  630.8 #170 12:37PM

I'll tell it again and still kinda embarrassed... Hubby and I met Captain Hook at Halloween time in the villain tent and I could not stop giggling. I don't know what came over me but it took a good 30 minutes to calm me down. Capt. Hook did not know what to do! He kept looking at my husband and shrugging his shoulders. LOL - MrsSchnooks  567.6 #193 8:01AM

On our last visit to the park we were in NOS and my daughter (19 months) wanted to get out and walk. So my sister grabbed one hand and started walking with her. Being a little crowded that day she started to pass a rather large woman wearing a bright and colorful dress. My little girls free arm went straight up and went right for the woman's bottom! And then stroked it down feeling the dress! I was mortified! Haha luckily the lady didn't even seem to notice. But it sure was awkward. - joybells  210.1 #1489 8:22AM

I had someone's strawberry funnel cake dropped on my exposed leg. Looked like a murder scene, with whipped cream. A security guard walked by and said "awwwwww... That's no good." He then walked away in laughter. - Slotherini  882.3 #99 8:37AM

I was in a wheel chair and my husby thought it would be cute to put my wheel into the trolley track on Main St. So yeah, needless to say he dumped me 🙀 - PixiPirateMaid  113.8 #2824 10:30AM

My moment was while eating a romantic dinner at Blue Bayou with my husband on our Anniversary. We got creme brûlée for dessert, both took big bites and quickly realized that our server had topped, and I mean Covered, it with salt instead of sugar by mistake. It was disgusting, but we definitely got a great laugh and memory out of it! - NellTinkerBell  234.1 #1181 11:09AM

Who was it that had that Jafar story? They tripped, grabbed onto his legs and held on for what seemed like forever?? - HandMeAChurroImmaFaint  1762.5 #43 11:32AM

This past trip I was walking down Main Street and some little girl walked up to me and grabbed my hand. I thought she was a MWer's mini so I thought..."well okay" then within a second she looked up and realized I wasn't her mom and ran off. 😂 - AshleyLynn22  747.6 #136 11:47AM

About 15 yrs ago, one of my boys was 2. We were in line for HM. An attractive girl was in line in front of my son/husband. She turned and gave my husband a shocked, kinda dirty look but we didn't know why. A moment later, we saw my son reach up and grab the girl's butt (for the second time!) She turned again and we were like, "I'm so sorry-it's him! He totally has a butt thing right now!" We all got a good laugh out of it! - TinkerSchelle  630.8 #170 12:06PM

I once referred to an attraction as a "Ride" and people started throwing rocks at me. - Mouse4life  1037.7 #82 8:48AM