I'm funny looking, but I use it as an advantage. - ScooterMike 1959.8 #37 8:05AM
Definition of comedian by Wikipedia. "A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain an audience, primarily by making them laugh." Yup, that's me. I'm totally busted. - ScooterMike
1959.8 #37 6:12AM
Because people laugh at what I say! Oh wait, or are they laughing at me? Well, shoot. - LBChica
1560.5 #52 7:27AM
If people laugh at you, that means you are doing something right. - ScooterMike 1959.8 #37 7:46AM
I know, I know...I tried and broke the lounge. I'll try harder. - Darlingwendi
681.7 #155 7:33AM
I break the lounge everytime I sit down - ScooterMike 1959.8 #37 7:37AM
Well not everyone can be beautiful Katrayher, some of us have to survive, barely, on words. :) - madsdad
1209.6 #68 8:51AM
In the timeless words of Cosmo: Though the world is so full of a number things,
I know we should all be as happy as
But are we?
No, definitely no, positively no.
Decidedly no. Mm mm.
Short people have long faces and
Long people have short faces.
Big people have little humor
And little people have no humor at all!
And in the words of that immortal buddy
Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead
To the guillotine:
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My dad said "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines" - LittleAprilShowers
500.3 #242 9:16AM