Excuse me bartender? Do you have the time? its 10:00 am. Oh Thats what I have I thought it was running a little fast. - PrinceTeaJack
786.3 #120 9:21AM
We got no food! we got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!! - vincentchase
642.1 #169 11:43AM
couldnt find a job? Psh not unless you wanna work 40 hours a week! - PrinceTeaJack 786.3 #120 11:58AM
Thats as good as money Sir...Those are I.O.U's. Go ahead add it up, every cent is accounted for. Look, 250 thousand thats a car, you might want to hang on to that one... - BambooMike
122.0 #2704 1:41PM
But what if he shot him in the face?... Yeah, what if he shot me in the face? ... That's a risk we were willing to take... - BambooMike 122.0 #2704 1:43PM
Harry: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10 in the morning?
Lloyd: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic! - PrinceTeaJack
786.3 #120 3:15PM
WE LANDED ON THE MOON! 😂🌘 - Spoonful_O_Sugar 436.3 #285 3:21PM
Now go to the bar and talk to Lloyd. - VfxGenie
1353.7 #59 1:22AM
We've landed on the moon! - BambooMike 122.0 #2704 3:09AM
quick! throw some salt over your right shoulder. - vincentchase 642.1 #169 9:17AM
Samsonite. I was way off! - NethBeeyore
332.4 #461 11:01AM
All that from that picture. I've think we've all seen that movie way too many times. - Philliprocks
277.5 #753 11:55AM
Ummm. I have no idea what movie everyone is referencing. - Vegan7LuvsStitch 799.8 #118 11:59AM
OMG Vegan its Dumb and Dumber LOL you have never seen it? - PrinceTeaJack 786.3 #120 12:01PM
Oh yeah! I saw it but I guess not enough times. Ha ha. - Vegan7LuvsStitch 799.8 #118 12:16PM
Suddenly it's all making sense. :) - Vegan7LuvsStitch 799.8 #118 12:16PM
I was right there with ya, Vegan! Totally lost! Lol - duckchub 290.7 #668 1:15PM
It's uncheck a quotable movie, lol. Crazy--it's been almost 20 years since it came out, and I remember quoting it during Spanish class in high school (late '90s) with my friend. It's been awhile since I even watched it and I still know the quotes by heart! - Spoonful_O_Sugar 436.3 #285 3:23PM
Im sad dumb and dumber 2 with Jim carrey never came through - PrinceTeaJack 786.3 #120 3:33PM
'Looks at newspaper clip on wall' We've landed on the moon! - chris.
2507.3 #24 12:23PM
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of crap, man.
- vincentchase
642.1 #169 1:09PM
Some place warm, where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women flock like the salmon of Capistrano - leafs17
61.7 #3556 1:29PM
Salmon of Capistrano? - Sharkgrrl19 202.9 #1589 1:35PM
Samsonite....I was wayyyy off. - chris.
2507.3 #24 3:23PM
Footlong! Who's got the footlong! - Spoonful_O_Sugar
436.3 #285 3:25PM
Mary and I went Skiiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg... - BambooMike
122.0 #2704 4:04PM
So um what are the chances of a boy like you and a girl like me? I'd say about one in a million. So you're saying theres a chance? YES! - PrinceTeaJack
786.3 #120 4:12PM
Beginning to end Dumb and Dumber delivers... It's our generations Caddyshack. - BambooMike 122.0 #2704 4:17PM
Lloyd:She actually talked to me Harry!
Harry: get, get outta here!
Lloyd: yup, tractor beam, sucked me right in! (Makes tractor beam sound) sorry I had to get in on his, it's my one of my favorites!!! - BelleLuver
37.1 #4106 4:17PM
Pick em up! Mock.....Ing......Bird! - PrinceTeaJack 786.3 #120 4:20PM
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?! - Spoonful_O_Sugar 436.3 #285 4:45PM
Here, take this pair of extra gloves. My hands are getting a little sweaty. - Slotherini
895.1 #99 4:44PM