Welcome, foolish mortals, to the haunted mansion. I am your host, your ghost host *sinister laugh*. Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone, there's no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Your cadaverous power portrays an ora of foreboding, almost as if you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room ACTUALLY stretching? Or is it your imagination? Hmmm. And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors. * more sinister laughing* Which offers you this chilling challenge, to find a way out! bwahahahahaha! of course, there's always my way 😏
I read that whole thing in the creepy voice lol - Pats_Fan
90.5 #3147 9:56PM
Me too. It's super weird how our brains do stuff like that. - Disneymomab 15.1 #5659 6:36AM
When the lights go out and you hear the scream, my nephew thought that was the funniest thing and giggled. You did a great intro btw. 😄 - WishIWereThere
227.4 #1282 9:51PM
Ok I read that in a creepy voice as well! Every time I go on this and recite the words people turn to me and say "come here alot?" HA HA - PrinceTeaJack
786.3 #120 6:58AM
LOL! I always feel bad for the little kids that go in this ride for the first time. They're faces are priceless :P - PrincessMacy 503.0 #238 12:21PM
I do too but I always do it quietly because I don't want to ruin it for newbies! - AshleyLynn22 747.6 #136 12:33PM
My 3 year old recites this every single day, in a very creepy voice. He's a strange one, my kid. ;-) - nerdgirl
25.8 #4607 12:25PM
Is it wrong of me to dislike when people recite the attractions (while we're there)? This is my favorite and I always get the teenager that doesn't know ALL the words. Lol Makes me want to scream! - 559MickeyLover
266.9 #859 12:53PM
Can't wait to ride this, this week! Will be sad when they change it to NBC for so long :(. - kss4tink
216.8 #1399 1:04PM
I love when you get the entire crowd reciting the spiel word for word! "Of course, there's always MY way..." *screams* - BettyPoop
232.0 #1217 1:22PM
I'm so sad this is going to be closed when I visit! Thanks for the pic though 😊 - PirateQueenBriezy
291.4 #662 2:36PM
Yay love the HM!!! Hope your having a great time!!! - CourtyAstroBlisters
440.7 #282 2:46PM