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271.9 #810 (DL Qual #1007)
August 9, 2012 11:29 PM
What is the funniest thing you have overheard in Disneyland? The other day I was walking through The Hub and someone asked a CM where Tomorrowland was. He kindly answered and pointed to the Tomorrowland sign but I couldn't help but laugh.
Overheard a guy on the tram about a year ago or so, say to his wife "I don't care if it's crowed today, as long as we don't ever have to go back to Knotts!" - Sweet_Irish_Cream
2550.5 #22 11:37PM
Posted this quote in the lounge that day too. I had to go find my post to remember just what he said. Haha. - Sweet_Irish_Cream 2550.5 #22 11:48PM
Donnievegas "I wish there was a cherry sour ball around here" - madsdad
1124.6 #73 11:51PM
I was sweatin bullets on the way to MadTParty Fri night because of that. - donnievegas 1127.5 #72 12:22AM
What time is the 3 o'clock parade? - Armenda
993.6 #89 11:31PM
Did you actually hear that now, or did you read it somewhere? - kingofthecatsinsidedisneyland 5.1 #10296 11:37PM
I've actually heard it.. - MEHlanie_Mouse 690.9 #146 11:37PM
I have actually heard it. - Armenda 993.6 #89 11:42PM
Security tantrum - DisneyFanZoe
1096.7 #75 11:31PM
The Laughter of DahulamentShngzorama in Plaza Inn. Thank you.
Please excuse if this sounds brash, but we jave to remember that many visitors have NEVER been to the park before....it's an honest question. ok...Go ahead and destroy me. - Butterlina
1307.8 #62 11:33PM
I agree. I thought the same thing. - Armenda 993.6 #89 11:36PM
That night was awesome. I miss you all 😞 - LBChica 1500.3 #52 11:37PM
I was actually just kidding and it was my own kid that said that. The funniest thing I have ever heard in DL is actually Dave signing in the HM holiday elevator - Mrsblue 692.4 #145 11:38PM
I miss you too lady...and I'll bring some Brown Charpies. - Butterlina 1307.8 #62 11:39PM
Singing - Mrsblue 692.4 #145 11:39PM
Tattoos for all! - DisneyFanZoe 1096.7 #75 11:46PM
The Charpies are for our eyebrows! - Mrsblue 692.4 #145 11:49PM
and lipliner....and beauty marks....and assorted henna interventions. - Butterlina 1307.8 #62 11:50PM
But clearly they can double for tattoos. 😄 And Butter will make sure we all blend. - DisneyFanZoe 1096.7 #75 11:59PM
This applies to DCA but when they were still building the Carthay Circle theatre, I overheard a teenage boy say "They're building a church here?" In my mind I was just like wow. - misseeyore
499.9 #238 11:40PM
To be fair, carthay does invoke Spanish mission style architecture. 😉 - bluefairy 627.1 #174 3:57AM
Tween girl to a tween boy: "Mr. Toad is a frog who drives around all crazy and stuff." - Alicewhoareyou
536.0 #209 11:45PM
Guest walks up to me: "Where can I also get this item?" Me: "On Main Street." Guest: "What's the name of the main street?" Me: "The name is Main Street." Guest:" But what's the name of the main street?" Me: "The name of the main street is Main Street." - BaseballMickey_CM
2840.8 #15 12:20AM
😂😂😂 - MarshaMouse 2835.5 #16 12:24AM
😂 this reminds me of those cartoons on youTube with the cat and bear or something. So funny! - Sweet_Irish_Cream 2550.5 #22 12:26AM
Who's on first? - bluefairy 627.1 #174 4:03AM
"No babe, that's Snow White's castle, not Cinderella's." 😒 - AshleyLynn22
747.6 #136 3:21AM
Thanks for the laughs! Great thread! - MomWithAJuiceBoxBuzz
922.2 #94 6:22AM
"Dude, there's that bunny and the mean lady from Wonderland." - Squirtortue
311.1 #552 11:31PM
Let's get a fast pass for Dumbo - Mrsblue
692.4 #145 11:32PM
I laugh to hear let's get a FP for toy Story, I think aw they don't know not here - MarshaMouse 2835.5 #16 11:40PM
I hear the FP for Toy Story mentioned almost every time I go! - DaisyDork 170.0 #2007 11:44PM
Wait, there's no fp for toy story at Dca? They do fp's at HS in wdw! :-) - GarnerPhotography 321.4 #516 12:55AM
Sorry to burst your bubble, eeyoregirl, but no. However, our tsmm does not suffer from the super long lines yours does. The max wait time is about 45 minutes, most days. - bluefairy 627.1 #174 4:00AM
Its cuz some think the guess asst card is a fp - minniel0ver™ 204.7 #1557 6:17AM
I live on the dl coast now, and the lines arent nearly as bad as they are on the wdw coast for any ride! - GarnerPhotography 321.4 #516 7:29AM
On leap day someone actually asked us what time the park closed.. They had no idea it was open for 24 hours.. - MEHlanie_Mouse
690.9 #146 11:39PM
I like when a parent tells their kid to be good or they will go home. Yeah right! - emnldsmom
189.3 #1757 11:43PM
I am one of those parents. My son is quite rambunctious. The thing is, I will leave if he keeps it up. I'm getting back what I gave my parents. - aidensmama 336.5 #445 11:48PM
The beauty of an AP, but when I hear that it's usually someone there for the day not a regular lol - MarshaMouse 2835.5 #16 11:49PM
Yes, having an ap makes the follow through a lot easier. - aidensmama 336.5 #445 11:51PM
I don't even threaten that because I am not gonna do it. 😂😂😂😂 - Mrsblue 692.4 #145 11:55PM
Ok, to be honest I give him a couple of chances. 3 strikes and he's out. ⚾ - aidensmama 336.5 #445 11:59PM
Oh I'll do it! We have the option of coming back tomorrow though ;) - Squirtortue 311.1 #552 11:59PM
Well, you did try, but then the littlest blue made a scene! 😂😂😂😂 - bluefairy 627.1 #174 4:02AM
I say the same thing and just like @aidensmama and if she is acting up I will leave. I'm not gonna be like those parents getting all stressed if my kid is going crazy in line. Or sound like a broken record. But its gotten to the point I say it and she acts right since she knows I will leave thank you for my ap - minniel0ver™ 204.7 #1557 6:22AM
I over heard a dad telling his kids they took out WOC to put in the new fantasmic dragon. lol - AndieHawkins
338.4 #438 11:49PM
In line for screamin 'is that a turkey leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?' true story... - AvidDisneyThrifter220
850.9 #107 11:50PM
But .... a Turkey leg isn't the right shape at all.. this girl needs to learn some basic anatomy. - mermaidhair 176.3 #1909 11:57PM
Lol @avid I would die of laughter if I heard that - ItsJessicaRabbit 24.3 #4706 12:07AM
By the Mad T Party restrooms I heard a girl tell her boyfriend look its Captain America but in reality it was Mr. Incredible. - Cherry91
429.1 #291 12:17AM
A mom told her daughter that she was going to take her to the doctor to get her fingers removed because she couldn't stop putting them in people's butts lol. It was the funniest thing I had ever heard there! - ImAlwaysCrazy
646.4 #166 12:27AM
Oh my! - PrincessTianaCM 213.1 #1443 12:29AM
What? Lol. My son likes to touch everything but he's never put his fingers in butts. - aidensmama 336.5 #445 12:58AM
This by far is the funniest!!!! Lol - minniel0ver™ 204.7 #1557 6:23AM
I heard a father telling his teenage son, "look those climbers on Matterhorn are trying to fix it, it must have broken down" - MarshaMouse
2835.5 #16 12:29AM
Lol if it wasn't for mousewait I prob would of thought the same - Hendizl 1312.6 #61 4:00AM
Heard this near the splash mt building entrance: "Tigger must be dirty playing around with Pooh all day" - SorcererD91
476.1 #251 12:36AM
Lol this was a good one lol - minniel0ver™ 204.7 #1557 6:24AM
My mother refers to pluto as "goofy", not really funny but quite embarrassing. Lol - TrueFromOzLovesDisney
312.2 #546 2:05AM
"Which way's the exit" lol I guess people always get lost in Disneyland - Jenniferr
428.0 #294 2:48AM
A mom was giving a safety talk to her kids- "If someone tries to take you, scream real loud 'You're not my daddy!' " Actually good advice, but it cracked me up. - PrincessKristin
774.5 #126 3:13AM
I heard a parent told the kids "Look! Bob the Builder! Go take a photo with him! " and one of the kids said "Mom, that's Handy Manny, not Bob the Builder... " my kids waiting in line can't stop from laughing... - RapunzalK
180.0 #1863 3:48AM
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