ScooterMike's Top Ten List: Ten ways to tell you are a Mousewaiter.
#10 - You have written Ghost Hunters asking them to do a show about Timmy.
#9 - You dream about hidden Mickeys.
#8 - You have stayed up until midnight just to be "first".
#7 - You know all the restaurants/food stands with wait times.
#6 - You find it perfectly normal that you are friends with a dinner roll on Facebook.
#5 - You are on a first name basis with at least 10 CMs.
#4 - At least 50% of your T-shirts are Disney related.
#3 - When someone says "she has a nice RAK", you don't look at her chest.
#2 - You are an adult, yet you bring a plastic toy sword to Disneyland regularly. Drum roll! The
#1 way to tell you are a Mousewaiter is - You have been approached by someone you have never met who shouts out your user name, and you wind up going on a bunch of rides and having a great time with them. Now let's hear some of yours!