May 5, 2010 3:50 PM
Dave is the most interesting man in the world
He has never filled up on chips -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 3:56PM
"His mom has a tattoo that says 'Son'." -
2ndStar
21.1 #4963 3:56PM
He can speak French.. In Russian.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 3:57PM
He is the myth. The legend. -
tina
1154.7 #70 3:59PM
I once had an akward moment just to see how it felt -
Dave
8672.6 #2 3:59PM
He can disarm you with his looks... Or his hands.. Either way. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:01PM
The contents of his tacos refuse to fall from the shell -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 4:01PM
The sun rises late on the 6th of May in case his Cinco party runs late. -
2ndStar
21.1 #4963 4:02PM
People hang on his every word... Even the prepositions.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:04PM
The police often question me because they find me intresting -
Dave
8672.6 #2 4:07PM
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number -
VillainsFan
1213.1 #67 4:07PM
His charm is so contagious.. Vaccines have been created for it.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:08PM
His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards -
VillainsFan
1213.1 #67 4:10PM
Years ago he built a city out of blocks.. Today, over six hundred thousand people live.. And work there.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:14PM
When I walk by fastpass machines 20 spit out -
Dave
8672.6 #2 4:16PM
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 4:18PM
When I go for a swim dolphins apear -
Dave
8672.6 #2 4:21PM
He lives vicariously... Through himself.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:23PM
Are you on a white horse? -
007flipper
562.3 #197 4:24PM
He has never lost a sock -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 4:33PM
His blood... Smells like cologne.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:35PM
IMPOSSIBLE!!!! everyone loses a sock every now and then! -
iMadHatter
24.8 #4688 4:36PM
Haha! This thread is entertaining! -
BriarRose
336.7 #444 4:36PM
Alien abductors have asked him.. To probe them.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:38PM
He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 4:41PM
He once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish -
VillainsFan
1213.1 #67 4:43PM
When he orders a salad..he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs... Where there is no turning back.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 4:47PM
And this thread needs theme music too. Maybe a varation on the theme from House -
BLG
1049.5 #82 5:00PM
His reputation is only second to Admin. -
E-Ticket
772.6 #128 5:02PM
He can "show you the world" -
RoyannaF
376.6 #363 5:28PM
When Dave walks his feet remain 3" above the ground and flowers turn to bask in his glow. -
Zooter
1361.8 #58 5:31PM
When Dave enters DL. The light in Walts apt. above the firehouse turns on. -
JPBee.
135.3 #2519 5:43PM
He has his own reserved chair on the Lily Belle -
BriarRose
336.7 #444 5:44PM
The only reason he even owns a phonebook is so he can tear it in half -
Zooter
1361.8 #58 6:16PM
He only travels on the right side of the tracks, unless he is on the wrong side, which would then be the right side -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 6:22PM
When I mail a letter with no postage it still gets there -
Dave
8672.6 #2 6:29PM
When Dave goes on Buzz he gets over a Million...It's cause the Force is with him.... -
RoyannaF
376.6 #363 6:46PM
If he were to give you directions... Youd never get lost... And youd arrive at least 5 minutes early.. -
Calypso
813.0 #113 6:48PM
You can see his charisma from space -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 6:52PM
When Dave gets on a ride the safety bars automatcally lower - even when there is no automatic system. -
BlueberryCrusader
650.7 #161 6:53PM
Even His P..p doesn't st..k. (sorry brought out the worst in me) -
E-Ticket
772.6 #128 6:58PM
He never says something tastes like chicken......not even chicken -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 6:58PM
He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologised to -
SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2596 7:09PM
Dave has never needed lip balm.. -
YTheRum
2072.7 #33 11:02AM
God has defin spent a little more time on Dave. -
Mulannn
108.8 #2928 11:26AM
Snow, they have Dos Equis @ Cocina Coquamonga @ the Pacific Wharf inside DCA! -
Mulannn
108.8 #2928 11:27AM
Aw I wish I could.... Stupid IBS stopped me from doing all the fun stuff. -
SnowWhite0582
77.0 #3326 11:46AM
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