RAK CLOSEDlovingly handmade by yours truly: Minnie mouse hat!! ^.^ Lets make another laughing place for everyone on MW!
*To enter just tell a joke!!* (keep it clean please)
I will pick a hilarious winner Thursday evening (8/25/2011) at 7pm Disneyland time!
Happy laughing! ^.^
I'll start it off!!
**Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge? **
(not my joke, but one of my favs!) - LilNishi
11.3 #6509 6:42PM
What did snow white say to the photo shop? "some day my prints will come" awesome RAK! Add me pupupuplease ;) - Mouseketeer.for.Short
335.4 #462 6:45PM
What did the ghost say to the bees?......... boo-bees! - rdaann
284.7 #718 7:25PM
Why did tiger look down the toilet?
To find pooh!! :) - harley3076
13.8 #5973 7:26PM
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool! - danishmodern
166.2 #2104 7:28PM
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball! - Sheilamo
318.2 #547 8:14PM
Omg!!!!! I'd totally sport this! Awesome work girl very original!!!! Please add me.. What did the sushi say to the bee???? Yo wasssabi? ( like wus up bee?) - Kitkat-PINcess
233.9 #1210 8:16PM
What kind of car does the disney gang drive in? A minnie-van! Enter me please! This is a very awesome RAK!!!! - DuffysJuju
627.4 #177 8:22PM
How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear... Hahaha
Please add me - Lorp1001
26.0 #4672 8:23PM
Guess what??? I finally figured out why im so overweight....The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body reads, "For extra volume and body". Gonna start using Dawn dish soap. It reads, "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove". :D - vanGoghsStarryNight
37.1 #4169 8:24PM
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was INTENSE! - ladylikesdisney
926.7 #96 8:30PM
I love diy MW RAKs :) why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because a and b shells were too small and d shells were too big! Thank you for an awesome RAK :) - SkellyMouse
501.3 #240 8:38PM
Why did Mickey go in to outerspace? To find Pluto! - LAHaPpY13420
43.0 #3977 8:39PM
Why did the newspaper blush? Because he saw the comic strip :) add me please - nikkiribas
322.1 #527 8:41PM
Why did Donald cross the road? Because the chicken called in sick! - Duchess73
295.4 #652 8:49PM
Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"! Cute hat!! Please enter me. Thanks
743.8 #139 8:56PM
Y would u make a pot of soup w/only 239 beans? Because if u added 1 more it would be too farty - DiznefanHi
286.2 #703 8:57PM
Where do mermaids go to see movies? To the dive-in. Add me Please! :) - cynmic
90.0 #3195 10:38PM
What's a four letter word you'll never here at Disney? FREE.... Add me please. - MaheaLuvsDisney
192.6 #1756 10:48PM
Add me ;)....why is tigger always bouncing on his tail?....cuz he doesn't want to step on pooh - titanLandia
56.1 #3682 11:39PM
Add me please. "A squirrel walks up to a tree and says 'Hi tree! I am a squirrel and I forgot to bury nuts for winter so now I am dead.' It is funny because the squirrel gets dead." - AKMouse
376.7 #370 11:52PM
@AKMouse- hahahaha yes!!! Loooooove it!!!! :-) LOL ok ummmmmm a joke....Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? They can "Never land" - dopeyluv
111.9 #2921 11:55PM
How do you wake up lady gaga?? Poker face. Lol my 8year old told me this and I bout died laughing..... - TragicKingdom
138.2 #2517 11:59PM
This one is cheesy, but, when I was a kid I called into Radio Disney and got to tell it on the air. I was so excited I popped a cassette into my radio and hit record! - "Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station!" - DownTheRabbitHole
310.2 #575 12:05AM
What did the ocean say to Ariel?
Nothing, it just waved (: cute hat!! Enter me please! - SeafoamPink
170.4 #2033 12:24AM
Oh, and you should make a tutorial on how to make these, or sell them! I would definitely buy one! - SeafoamPink
170.4 #2033 12:30AM
Why don't pirates ever play cards? There always sitting on the deck. Lol. Add me please. Thanks. - DisneyRose
240.9 #1125 12:40AM
Q: Why does Cinderella not play soccer?
A: Coz she runs way from the ball
Plz add me - LittleMermaidAriel
16.6 #5546 12:50AM
You don't need to add me, but so cute. :-) - Splashmountgirl
333.7 #469 12:51AM
Add me plz what kind of car does Minnie ride ..... A MINNIE VAN - LittleMermaidAriel
16.6 #5546 1:01AM
Day 2!! sorry I'm late. I was running on water and tripped on a fish. - LilNishi
11.3 #6509 12:05PM
That's how my 4yr old says it. The punch line is supposed to be.. orange, orange you glad I didnt say banana - Momof2princesses
151.6 #2305 12:13PM
*ring , ring , Hello, butcher shop....
**** hello, do you have pigs feet?
*yes ,I do...
**** really??? How do you put your shoes on???
No need to enter me, just one of my fav. Jokes,lol!
Cute hat! - kylesdisneybride
42.4 #3994 12:20PM
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach. :) - YoungDisney
369.0 #389 12:23PM
A couple more days! ^.^ - LilNishi
11.3 #6509 7:01PM
How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? "Ewoks" (He walks!) lol!! Please add me for SkellyMouseCM :) - iPoca.
911.9 #99 7:17PM
This is stupid, but maybie it will make someone laugh..
Knock knock, who's there? Boo! ..boo hoo? Awe, why are you crying? Did i scare you? :( add me please! - TinkerBrat
10.0 #6904 7:31PM
@tinkerbrat...did your phone autocorrect maybe to maybie? If so that's awesome. I'm one step closer to getting into websters. - MayBie
1864.3 #42 7:44PM
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. - dizylizy
146.5 #2381 9:31PM
Well I actually do know one thats pretty good. There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... - dsmdanny
139.7 #2494 11:01PM
Why wasn't there any food left at the monster party? They were all a-goblin! - kbutl1
5.7 #9712 11:09PM
Two blondes were heading down to Disneyland and saw a sign that said Disney land left, so they turned around and went home. Add me please - Brently
233.7 #1213 11:51PM
RAK ENDS TOMORROW!! ^.^ - LilNishi
11.3 #6509 1:57PM
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind. Do you think Greece would help? - Evilstitch
333.7 #468 2:29PM
What's invisible and smells like carrots??? Bunny Farts! (I know lame!) - RocklinMousewife
259.6 #928 2:36PM
Here's my favorite joke (another stupid one, but I love it!) - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead! - no1goof
239.2 #1143 3:09PM
What's big and green and can fall out of a tree? A pool table!! Lol that's my fav silly one! - LilNishi
11.3 #6509 3:26PM
Final day for this rak! If you can't think of a joke but want to be added, a simple add me will work just fine! ^.^ - LilNishi
11.3 #6509 10:43AM
So cute! What did van gogh say when people told him he couldn't paint when he only had one ear? "I can't hear you!" My favorite dorky joke. Please enter me - ScarLover
279.0 #757 10:57AM
why did mozart never own chickens? because they always said BACH BACH BACH! - sailormouse
279.2 #754 2:04PM
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?" - FromTheBalcony
242.2 #1107 2:45PM
A sadist and a masochist are riding in the car together. The masochist turns to the sadist and yells, "HIT ME!" The sadist turns to him and says, "No."
Best joke ever.
Please add me. - RiahRiddle
157.0 #2230 3:01PM
Knock knock. Who's there? Brittney Spears. Brittney Spears who? Knock knock. Who's there? Oops, I did it again. :) - DisneyIsFantasmic
3.6 #16907 3:05PM
Why did Mickey Mouse fly out to space? To go find Pluto!
Add me please and thank you! Btw, you should sell these! I would definitely buy one and wear it around the parks! - helloleilani
51.2 #3789 3:23PM
Why was the sheep so shy? he was BAAAAAshful :)......add me
113.8 #2883 3:39PM
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. No need to add me just wanted to share my nephews fav joke - teddykirb13_cm
164.2 #2133 5:05PM
RAK CLOSED!!! Will announce winner soon!! - LilNishi
11.3 #6509 6:55PM