Alright Alright Alright Boys and Girls, sit back, grab a drink or some banana juice and lets sit back as we have our very first MWAD session of 2011....All questions are up for the Dr but lets try and keep it PG23 no PG11...Ok, so MWAD is you ask me some questions about your own life or your own issues and I tell you how I feel or try and answer it the worst that I can.......Lets welcome our new Dr to MWAD 818, he is here also to help answer any late night questions you may have
I don't have any, but my plan is to get a little Mickey right behing my right ear. A hidden Mickey. (; - Lkphair
166.3 #2062 10:27PM
You got a lounge full of newbs here.... we got no clue what's happening! - Mimmy
1405.4 #57 10:28PM
i have 1 tattoo.. just a star, have a couple planned but not for awhile. - Armenda
982.0 #89 10:29PM
i have 1 tattoo.. just a star, have a couple planned but not for awhile. - Armenda
982.0 #89 10:29PM
@ dave im sorry was i not supposed to ask anything lol dont wanna step on toes
- Tinky76
309.6 #561 10:30PM
Okay, here then....Dr., I have a problem with RAKs. I want to draw a picture and then RAK it off, only I stink at art. What should I do? - BLG
1049.5 #81 10:30PM
I say RAK it off but then dont give it to the person only to have them try and draw it again to show you how bad you are at drawing....but then after you RAK it off you can always make copies and tell others that its there is only 2 million in the park and if you want one you enter a rak FOR IT - Dave
8630.6 #2 10:34PM
I have 2 tats blg. Lol that's harsh - dlandmommy
23.9 #4744 10:34PM
Dave do you believe in happily ever afters? - ERICKA
491.4 #242 10:40PM
Okay, Dr. Now that AP prices are going up, I want to sell my friends' blood for money. How do I go about it without them getting all butthurt because I'm stealing their blood? Also. How do I keep them from fainting? I would buy them juice and cookies, but that money is also going towards my AP. Signed, Evil Burbank Night Creature. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 10:40PM
Yes PE there are a lot of Happily ever after at Hong Kong Disneyland, the magic Morning is worth the price - Dave
8630.6 #2 10:42PM
Doctor, you are a man of great wisdom. Has anyone got another question for the doctor, or shall I tell him my next problem? - BLG
1049.5 #81 10:42PM
OMG Patrick Dempsey in enchanted!!! I'm in - ERICKA
491.4 #242 10:43PM
Dave, I really want to buy some lanyards, but I'm not sure which ones to get. What do you suggest? - LBChica
1499.4 #51 10:43PM
Oh good question LBC! I was thinking I should upgrade mine to doubles? - Sweet_Irish_Cream
2512.3 #23 10:45PM
I would like to take more pictures of cars entering the Mickey and Friends parking structure. What kind of film would you recommend? - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 10:46PM
818, I think that the best way to tackle your issue is to find the person you know the least and is always asking everybody for free things and just use their blood and the understudy goat and sell their blood and then use that money to buy yourself vinyls - Dave
8630.6 #2 10:46PM
Hmmm I do not recal MWAD and I am pretty old - SupremeLeader
393.9 #338 10:47PM
No offense to anyone, but why do the dumbest people do to DL, doctor dave? I swear yesterday the DUMBEST people were everywhere - ERICKA
491.4 #242 10:48PM
How much would it cost if I bought one of every goodie/treat at DL, and would it make me sick if I ate them all in one sitting - MJisMM
31.0 #4313 10:50PM
818, I think that Mickey and Friends Parking lot requires a poloroid camera with a .0000025 lense but What I'm really looking at is what MWers should use to take pics of them getting ready to head to the parks and the pics of their cars, trains, bikes or freeways....we all must know in MW what type of transportation it is that your getting to the happiest place on earth - Dave
8630.6 #2 10:51PM
Oh, yeah. It's on like Advice Kong. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 10:53PM
And once I get there, if I don't have a ticket, is it ok to ask a CM that is working outside the park to sign me in or use their day pass? - MomWithAJuiceBoxBuzz
922.0 #94 10:54PM
Perhaps we can convince Admin to add a special Dashboard/Steering Wheel album to the Flickr account. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 10:54PM
When people stop walking right in front of me, I just walk right into them now. I give up trying to avoid them. No common sense - ERICKA
491.4 #242 10:55PM
Dr. Dave, I need to find a husband and I'm crazy as a loon. How should I go about it? - BLG
1049.5 #81 10:55PM
@JuiceBox - yes. It is okay. It is also okay to rip into a screaming tantrum that would make a two-year old applaud. And always remember to post a scathing screed about said CM on here as a form of appreciation. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 10:57PM
Also - remind your friends to flood said CM's FB account with LOTS of requests. Because CMs love to give 'til it hurts. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 10:58PM
Dr. Dave, I've had a HUGE crush on a certain MWer for a LONG time. What's the best way to get their attention? Should I RAK off hugs, kisses, suggestive attraction photos to get their attention. Signed, Desperate in Hot Springs - Candace
1737.8 #44 10:59PM
Hey BLG how do you like Oregon in the summer? I might have a place for you - Dave
8630.6 #2 10:59PM
I SWEAR if one more person asks for free stuff I'm gonna scream - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:00PM
Dr. Dave, I really need your help. I've decided that I hate Disneyland. The food sucks. The souvenirs are cheap and over-priced. The rides are lame. People are too happy. I joined this DL fansite to share my disappointment, but no one seems to like me. What should I do? Sincerely, FlyingChicken. - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 11:00PM
@BLG - find your target suitor and plank on them until they cough up an engagement ring. Or an internal organ. Or take pictures of you talking to your hand. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:00PM
PE do you have any vinyls I could have? - KelBelle
452.8 #271 11:01PM
BLG I just laughed out loud!!!!! Omg - JenAnneWho
300.7 #609 11:01PM
Dr Dave, I just ate the most delicious dinner ever in the park. Unfortunately I forgot to take a picture of it before I scarfed it down. I really want to let everyone know how great it was. What should I do? - Mimmy
1405.4 #57 11:02PM
Or are you opposed to dirty feet, BLG? - Sweet_Irish_Cream
2512.3 #23 11:02PM
@PrincessERICKA....can you please send me a RAK, thanks!!! LMAO!!! jk jk jk - Armenda
982.0 #89 11:03PM
That's it! I'm gonna spam the lounge with, um spam, so my rank can go up fast then I can report. - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:03PM
ERICKA - it's more appropriate to go around the people, get in front of them, and stop short. Bonus points if they drop their churro. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:04PM
Like this..... Who is at the park right now? - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:04PM
Dear Flying Chicken....please go visit knotts berry farm for the best food and rides and guest services around but if ou get stabed please dont blame MW blame BerryWait - Dave
8630.6 #2 11:05PM
I'm gonna try that next time E818. Before I kIck a stroller. With no kid inside of course - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:05PM
Dr., I quite like Oregon in the summer, but only if I can bring my superhero cape. E818, I have a pic of myself talking to my hand. It disturbs me that you seem to know this. SIC, I quite like dirty feet, especially if they are dangling from a bridge. - BLG
1049.5 #81 11:05PM
are you applying for top MW Troll? I think you have a good chance! Keep Spamming and forcing people to give you stuff! you will get the title in no time! :) - Armenda
982.0 #89 11:05PM
these are soooo funny!!!!! - JenAnneWho
300.7 #609 11:06PM
At MW we have seen enough pics of half eaten food, what we are striving for at MW is half eaten food and the patrons at HomeTown Buffet...you actually get bonus points for posting those pics - Dave
8630.6 #2 11:07PM
ERICKA - actually, there's fun to be found in playing "Will this stroller float" in the Rivers of America. Please remember to remove any children first. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:07PM
This question is for vinylmation master 818... Obviously the vinyls speak to you or through you... How can I get inanimate objects talk to me? - Boundin
423.6 #298 11:08PM
BLG Doc...animal lover here...rawwwrrr...point me in the direction of where i can post pics of the stray canines and felines i seem to find? - toph
2397.6 #25 11:08PM
True story: yesterday I was in line for Autopia w my grandma. Some hs kids jumped the line and I told them to go to the back of the line and they ignored me. When the CM assigned them their cars, I told him they cut and he kicked them all out. At the exit, they were waiting fir us to flip us off and cuss at us. I said" well look who went on the ride you snotty little s***heads" they got mad and walked away. - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:08PM
@Boundin - two green pills, one red pill, toilet water. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:08PM
I LURVE being a MW troll! That's how I sniff them out easily! - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:09PM
The best way to stop in the park in front of people and not annoy them is to plank in front of them....most likely they will think its a religous thing and move on and not be pissed off - Dave
8630.6 #2 11:10PM
Dr. Dave i have not seen you in the parks recently, what is taking up all your time? - Plumiegirl
3312.4 #10 11:12PM
Dear Dr: do these pants make me look fat? And why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? - Butterlina
1307.4 #61 11:13PM
No answer for me, Dr. Dave?? - Candace
1737.8 #44 11:13PM
The poor people in front of us had two small kids and looked scared to say anything but since I have chronic diarrhea of the mouth, I had to say something. I waited 40 minutes in line to have some punks cut? Heckkkkkk no!!! - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:13PM
Dr. How often is it appropriate to post pictures of my freshly disney themed Manicured nails? - JenAnneWho
300.7 #609 11:14PM
Its called work Plume but really I've been at camp snoopy trying to sell fastpasses for Montezumas revenage, only problem is you can get it for free 2hrs south - Dave
8630.6 #2 11:15PM
ERICKA - next time, hold the kids down and shave the letter L into their hair. That way we can all easily identify who the Looooosahs are. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:15PM
Perfect BLG, if you find OG doesn't suit you, I can match ya up with a filthy Pirate. ......Dr.Dave: What if the RAK I won doesn't come the next day?? What do I do to rightly punish the person giving me free stuff for doing nothing? - Sweet_Irish_Cream
2512.3 #23 11:16PM
Dr. Dave, I really want to go to Club 33. I see pics and hear stories all the time, but I've never been. Even some friends of mine have gone, and I'm so jealous. Once, I wanted some Club 33 food so bad that I stood outside with an open vag and waited for some crabs to come flying in! But, alas, I was just laughed at. What do you suggest? Sincerely, Ready and Waiting - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 11:17PM
SIC ...heebie geebies... - toph
2397.6 #25 11:18PM
(disclaimer: this is meant in fun, not to make fun ;) - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 11:18PM
@Candace - eliminate all personal space between you and your dream date. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:20PM
if your RAK does not come the next day than you should complain in the lounge because its not cool to leave somebody hanging for a day for somthing that is free - Dave
8630.6 #2 11:20PM
Dear Dr: can you write me a note that I need yo visit The clinic in Anaheim, and my BAG is closed and um yeah. - Butterlina
1307.4 #61 11:25PM
Dr Dave, I don't have an iPhone, Android, blackberry, iPad, laptop, or even a desktop computer and I don't know how to use email. I also only go to Disneyland on leap day every 4 years. What's the best way to boost my MW rank? I heard you get extra credit in heaven for having a lot of points. - Mimmy
1405.4 #57 11:25PM
This questions is for both doctors, is there any remedies to vinylmation-itis? I have a "friend" that has been on a binge for the last two weeks its really been affecting his/hers love life and work performance... -Sleepless in the valley - CptKirk
697.0 #141 11:26PM
Dear Dr... I really want to go to Disneyland but it will probably be year before I can save up. Should I start my count down clock now and post daily how many days left? Sincerely Waiting Long Time - Cricket
224.1 #1304 11:26PM
Dr Dave....if it burns when I ride the Tea Cups, should I still keep riding them? - Ms.Mouseketeer
1000.8 #88 11:27PM
To Whom It May Concern: Please excuse Butterlina from gym class so he can visit the happiest clinic on earth and observe all the open... uh, bags. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:28PM
OMGoodness mrsmouseketeer I just totally LOL! :0) - iyuzMickey
509.7 #229 11:28PM
my note says that you cant be around any maps or R2 popcorn buckets for 48 hrs...wll that be ok? - Dave
8630.6 #2 11:28PM
@Capt - no. If your "friend" stops now, their head will explode. And we'll RAK the pieces. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:29PM
Dr, I really want to ride Splash Mountain, but I'm allergic to water. What do you recommend? - Mimmy
1405.4 #57 11:30PM
Dear Doctor.. How should I handle this situation? My best friend was kicked out of our favorite restaurant for disorderly conduct and was asked not to return.. I still go there every week and she's really butthurt about it... Should I care that she's mad? - Calypso
812.9 #113 11:30PM
Ms. Mouseketeer - please wipe the tea cup seat down with the ointment of your choice prior to riding. Please make sure to RAK any remaining ointment to the next rider. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:32PM
Cont., and even though it's a year away, I need help planning my trip, I absolutely cannot figure it out. Where do I stay? What should I eat? What rides do I go on, in what order, how many times each, and what's a fastpass? How busy will the crowds be on the exact day that I'm there next year? And what will the weather be like? Thanks, Waiting Long Time. - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 11:33PM
Dear dr Dave: I really want a husband and I like posting suggestive, not so attractive pictures of myself on Disney forums. I think some other girls are trying to steal my thunder. Is it ok if I call them a not so nice word on here? Thanks from the psycho girl from nowhere - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:33PM
tandally, just bring your mom and let her do all the planning for you. - Plumiegirl
3312.4 #10 11:34PM
Calypso - take pictures of you eating the food including at least one picture of half-chewed food in your mouth. Use your favorite photo labeling app to write "Sucks to be you" on the photos. Send photos to your friend. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:34PM
Mimmy! Allergic to water!! - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 11:35PM
Dear dr, I have split personalities. Is it ok to have more then one MW acct? - Sasha513
286.6 #688 11:35PM
No Caly you cant be mad for your friend doing that in public, Im sure a lot of people have pics of her doing that and its not pretty..I hope she does not get too mad at you at you and try and slash you - Dave
8630.6 #2 11:39PM
Also i have a Mickey necklace is it ok if I place it on my chest so i get comments about my"lanyards" but say it's a hidden Mickey? - Sasha513
286.6 #688 11:40PM
Dr, some people in the lounge keep using little boxes on their posts even though they know I can't see what they mean. Is it ok for me to report them? - Mimmy
1405.4 #57 11:41PM
Dear dr. Every once in a while I am on MW a certain person posts promises of a great video link "I have to see" and it always is the same thing...a dancing banana...why do I always fall for it? - iyuzMickey
509.7 #229 11:41PM
Dr's: The birds in the Tiki room freak me out, but friends and family always want to go in. How can I over come my fear? - Sweet_Irish_Cream
2512.3 #23 11:42PM
Doctor, I really want to be a Disney princess at DL. Am I crazy? - ERICKA
491.4 #242 11:42PM
Dear Dr., How do I pick a good planking place that will result in a funny picture that will cause people to get butt hurt because it's another planking picture? Sincerely, Planking Amature - MrSIC
364.8 #380 11:42PM
@Sasha - the more appropriate action would be to wedge a Mickey-shaped pretzel in your cleavage. That way there's no room for misinterpretation. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:43PM
@Mimmy - [][][][][][]!! and further more, [][][][][][][][][]. The nerve of some people. [][]. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:45PM
haha read every comment! and PE, you are my hero! only once have I lost my "cool" at the happiest place on earth. but thank goodness you said something to those kids! - legoalex
123.9 #2660 11:45PM
Yes.. There are.. But she behaved like a real douchequeen and now wants back in the place.. Oh well! I guess I can't feel bad about her loss! - Calypso
812.9 #113 11:46PM
Dear Dr while at DL I notice my other half looking at gals wit shirts my one yr old could wear and short shorts that my six month old could wear how can I get him to quit looking at them it is not natural? - eeyoreNfam
58.5 #3587 11:46PM
Hey! Quit lookin' at my lanyards! My are up here - CMsMom
445.2 #276 11:47PM
So dr with this pretzel should I be eating it or licking on it to make sure people know I'm only here to show a hidden Mickey? - Sasha513
286.6 #688 11:47PM
@SIC - in between vignettes, stare into space and say in a bloodless voice, "You're all going to die." The best way to handle fear is to make everyone else equally scared. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:48PM
Not to go off subject but I had a customer today totally staring at my lanyards as ten breaking and looking at my eyes for a sec and then back to the lanyards... Schesh some men I tell you. Lol - Sasha513
286.6 #688 11:49PM
@Sasha - take a small piece of pretzel, place it on your tongue, and post a picture of it. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:50PM
Dear Dr- it seems I am socially inept and at least 50 pounds overweight. I think I will be deemed cool if I lay on the ground or other inanimate object for no good reason. From what angle should I get be photographed to get the maximum view of my rear end? - PrincessKristin
774.5 #124 11:51PM
Okay. Dr. 818 is tired and going to sleep. You are left in Dr. Dave's capable therapies. - Experiment818
1597.8 #47 11:53PM
Duuuuuuuuude. Not cool. - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 11:54PM
Dr is it ok for me to ask complete strangers in the dl area to let me crash on there floors? - Sasha513
286.6 #688 11:55PM
Did we loose the Dr? - eeyoreNfam
58.5 #3587 11:58PM
Nooooo! I haven't gotten in to Club 33 yet!!! - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 12:00AM
Dr one more question how do I get points what does RAK stand for and how do I get club 33 toilet paper? - eeyoreNfam
58.5 #3587 12:01AM
Tandally you crack me up!! - Sasha513
286.6 #688 12:03AM
"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night! Try the meatloaf and don't forget to tip your waitress!" (I'm not that funny, there's no veal in this joint) - TandAlly
213.5 #1433 12:07AM
Dr., How do I get to ride the new people mover? I just cannot wait until it opens. - drb195
167.1 #2049 12:08AM
Sad to say I think we lost the doc!! - eeyoreNfam
58.5 #3587 12:14AM
This did end up making my night! I didn't get to read much of it unfortunately, since I was in the parks for most of it. - Sweet_Irish_Cream
2512.3 #23 12:51AM