Little green men to Mr. Potato head: you saved our lives! We are eternally grateful! - MsPiggy
5.9 #9184 7:30PM
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody? Woody: It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks. Hamm: What's with him? Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy. - drb195
167.1 #2053 7:30PM
Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz: Excuse me.
Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will. - TangledNdisneY
321.5 #13 8:05PM
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death - OneRareRose
141.1 #2426 8:06PM
You are a strange little man! (don't know it's completely accurate) - ChipnDalefan
13.6 #5901 8:08PM
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Buzz: Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of YOU, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And YOU, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command! - DonaldMissingPants
296.2 #631 8:09PM
From toy story 3: Ken: I am not a girls toy!!!!! - Livelaughlove
2.5 #36755 8:11PM
The shark with woodys hat... Look I'm woody howdy howdy howdy - Cricket
224.1 #1305 8:11PM
@CAPTAIN SPARROW, you're missing out! toy story 1 and 3 are 2 of my ALL time favorite movies!!!!!!!! - DonaldMissingPants
296.2 #631 8:11PM
I read these to my son and he said Oh Toy Story... I love that movie... I'm gonna watch it..(he turns 19 on Thursday!!!! ) thanx mouse wait for giving me my "little boy" for a couple of hrs - SueBayou
2012.0 #34 11:05PM
Zurg to 2nd Buzz Lightyear: "I am your father!" 2nd Buzz: "Noooooo...." (TS2) - indyRocks
343.9 #424 11:10PM
*says in small green alien voice*"the clawwwwwwww...." - ghosthostess15
6.9 #8281 11:12PM
"And the best thing about Woody is, he'll never give up on you...no matter what." Makes me tear up every time. - MaddyinDisneyland
8.3 #7424 11:14PM
I told you kids to stay out of my butt. - unclebeezy
230.0 #1240 11:19PM
The monkey is the eye in the sky. - luvlilo
19.9 #5060 11:25PM
TS2 - Mrs. PotatoHead is packing Mr. PotatoHead to go rescue Woody. Halfway through the lengthy list she says, "monkey chow..." Mr. PotatoHead, "Monkey chow?! What for?!" Mrs. PotatoHead, "Why, for the monkeys, of course!!" - Katya75
321.3 #517 11:30PM
Let him go I am sure Andy wats to play with a one armed cowboy doll - mexman
11.3 #6394 11:32PM
Death by monkeys!!!!! - mexman
11.3 #6394 11:33PM
Ham looking for al's toy barn commercial "too far now have to go around the horn" - mexman
11.3 #6394 11:34PM
Son of a building block! - LBChica
1500.2 #52 11:36PM
Having work on matterhorn "remain seated please, (then in Spanish)" - mexman
11.3 #6394 11:36PM
Etch draw that man in a chicken suit - mexman
11.3 #6394 11:38PM
I didn't know there was a crime scene - mexman
11.3 #6394 11:39PM
How do you spell FBI? - LBChica
1500.2 #52 11:41PM
I love when buzz calls a piece of tape a "bonding strip" - MagicFeather
79.6 #3277 11:44PM
i think in TS 2, the imposter buzz calls mr. potato head "vegetable man". it always makes me chuckle =-p - candyKC
92.3 #3115 11:50PM
In TS2 when Al says: "I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work! And on a Saturday too!" and he goes across the street - Domolover
283.4 #706 12:01AM
Lol. These are pretty funny - angy17
164.8 #2087 12:06AM
Buzz- (looking at Sid) You mean that happy child?! - MandalorianGirl
49.2 #3767 1:28AM