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21.9 #4892 (DL Qual #2032)
May 21, 2011 9:26 PM
Post your favorite joke from the Jungle Cruise here.
No one has a favorite joke? - storminmormon
21.9 #4892 9:35PM
If you look to the left of the boat you... will... see...... absolutely nothing - Yeti_Man
476.1 #253 9:38PM
Well I know one, but it wasn't a joke. - veronica619
517.1 #225 9:45PM
When we reach the dock, you'll be greeted by a pair of professional elbow grabbers. - Mimmy
1405.6 #57 9:51PM
If u look to yr right folks u will see a rare African bull elephant, I guarantee u will never see another in yr life... But for those of u who missed it, if u look to yr left u will see a rare African bull elephant and I guarantee u will never see another in yr life!! - GreenLantern
648.9 #164 9:57PM
Watch your step, watch your head and if you hit your head watch your mouth. :) - LisaMouse7531
409.1 #317 10:02PM
Don't worry if it's crowded now... there'll be lots of room on the way back.
- MarieC
265.5 #866 10:13PM
Let me take a moment to point out my favorite plants.....I like that one....and that one.....and that one! - CaliGirlNiki
32.6 #4257 10:14PM
" I get to take this cruise everyday... Stay in school kids. " - mozbaby
132.2 #2559 10:18PM
"Don't worry, I'll scare them away with my gun." *shakes gun at hippos* "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" - iFramedRogerRabbit
1956.2 #36 10:23PM
Now there's something you just don't see everyday, well, I do.... - Bunnie
282.0 #719 10:27PM
We have two docks- I know it's confusing u don't know which one ur supposed to use... It doesn't make sense- that's why we call it a paradox. - vanGoghsStarryNight
37.1 #4096 10:33PM
There's old Trader Sam, head salesman of the area. Business has been shrinking lately, so this week only, Sam's offering a two-for-one special: two of his, for one of yours!
- MinnieYooHoo
219.3 #1363 10:35PM
Bengal tigers can jump twenty feet. We are about 18 feet away so don't worry folks he will jump right over us! - wonderlandgirl
325.6 #498 10:42PM
The 8th wonder of the world....the back of water - bellefearn
184.9 #1809 10:45PM
Attention: who ever dropped a wad of cash wrapped with a rubber band, please come to the dock. We want to return your rubber band... - BaseballMickey_CM
2846.4 #15 10:48PM
sam the headhunter jokes are my fav. - ThinkThinkThink
302.5 #597 10:51PM
I got 2. 1: "I'll scare the hipos off with my gun" (BANG! Click, click, click) "umm... BANG BANG BANG!!! Shouting at the hippos works netter than the pistols" and 2: "And here's a joke for all you psychics... hahahahahaha!!!" I lovw those two - noaddrag
9.4 #6952 11:37PM
And if anyone doesn't get my name now they should thanks to MYH LOL - Sam241
475.6 #254 11:40PM
Let me try to translated. We want the girl in the Mickey sweatshirt. - storminmormon
21.9 #4892 7:37AM
Same one as lisamouse7531 :) - Watch your step, watch your head and if you hit your head watch your mouth - luvdisney1978
46.9 #3819 7:42AM
"Oh no, we are surrounded by man eating piranhas. Don't worry ladies; you are safe.... because they only are 'man-eating'..." - space_ranger
50.5 #3746 7:45AM
Let me see if I can translate... You put your...left foot in? ... You put... your left foot out? Oh, I don't know! It all sounds like a bunch of hokey pokey to me! - SPandEvLover
782.6 #121 8:29AM
@Sam I had to reread your name like 3 times after you wrote that before I got it lol! It's still early for me - Momof2princesses
151.6 #2262 8:33AM
Apes with guns...for a minute I thought I was back in Fresno( cm Mitch...fresno - ToshiStation
53.5 #3681 8:34AM
oh my gosh. I almost fell off the chair laughing!!! Mine will always be ... The back side of water. Probably because When I was a kid, I didn't think it was a joke! - Peridon6
4.7 #11053 8:45AM
Let's see, here we have a giraffe and... oh, I don't know this one. He must be gnu - PrincessJ
84.9 #3210 8:48AM
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