Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - MimiMouse
1015.6 #88 7:34PM
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity - KissDclown
1088.4 #77 7:35PM
@ Mimi i am gonna use that - Mrsblue
692.4 #151 7:45PM
You've gotta fight, for your right, to parrrrtaaaayyyyyy - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2638 7:45PM
When life gives you lemons, use the juice to bleach your mustache. - micamouse89
57.7 #3654 7:47PM
Stretchy pants are great. - tina
1154.7 #70 7:49PM
If at first you don't succeed, give up loser - SplashTheHorseDot
129.2 #2638 7:54PM
Skis, huh? Are they yours? Both of 'em?! Cool. - Spoonful_O_Sugar
439.0 #289 7:58PM
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. - Missshelly
690.3 #152 7:58PM
Unless life also gives you water and sugar your lemonade is going to suck - KissDclown
1088.4 #77 7:59PM
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- Missshelly
690.3 #152 8:02PM
Our family motto: "Never pay full price for anything, and don't take no for an answer!" - ladylikesdisney
926.7 #96 8:03PM
#1 rule in life: Don't get cocky. - chrissykins
825.5 #114 8:05PM
move your feet(/meat) lose your seat? - Leesha
650.3 #170 8:11PM
Keep moving forward I think that's a walt disney quote.. - liznjus760
13.9 #5960 8:12PM
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff!!! - IHEARTSIMBA50
371.8 #384 8:13PM
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without. - thedorkside
29.4 #4476 8:17PM
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! - KelBelle
452.8 #275 8:17PM
"Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles." - stargoddess120
509.6 #233 8:19PM
No I don't live there. Hubby's grandparents have a house in Grover that we borrowed for the weekend. I wish I lived there. How funny that I just saw that. - CravingDisney
150.1 #2336 8:20PM
Life is tough...wear a helmet! - GusGus
776.2 #129 8:22PM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party! - KelBelle
452.8 #275 8:24PM
U can pick ur nose. U can pick ur friends but you shouldn't pick ur friend nose. - Jayjay
417.4 #315 8:24PM
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.. - KelBelle
452.8 #275 8:37PM
Respect your elders! And my authoritie! :D - jerzanemama
113.4 #2893 8:47PM
It's been real and it's been fun but it has not been real fun - KissDclown
1088.4 #77 8:49PM
If you feed a man a fish he will be fed for a day. If you teach him to catch fish he will be able to feed himself many days. - E-Ticket
776.2 #127 10:43PM
Keep calm and carry on. - Polkadobo
372.1 #382 10:47PM
Don't eat the turkey leg - Smart.tea
205.4 #1585 10:48PM
I love "Keep calm and carry on" - and especially the story behind it! I have a perpetual calendar styled the same way except it says "Keep calm and stop carrying on" - BLG
1049.5 #84 10:50PM
My Irish nanna had a lot of wise sayings. One of my favourites was "Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather be miserable WITH it than miserable WITHOUT it." - BLG
1049.5 #84 10:51PM
Never go to sleep mad at your spouse. Going to go to sleep in bad terms is a bad idea because you never know what tomorrow brings. Tomorrow is not promised. Therefore, apologize before going to sleep. - MickeyLvr
24.4 #4788 10:56PM
A dog that will bring you a bone will also take one. - Boundin
427.8 #301 11:01PM
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes. That'll come back with ya. - Marieeezy
588.9 #192 11:02PM
Dare to be who you are, and do so with all your heart. - Mulannn
108.8 #2964 11:29PM